From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: so? how was your date?
me: pretty successful
Joshua: what did you do ?
me: what with all the moaning
me: drank, sex
Joshua: i see - so she just came over and got drunk and you had sex
Joshua: very well
me: yep
Joshua: i c
me: she's pretty cute
me: and has an accent
Joshua: nice
Joshua: see her again some time?
me: of course
me: she's pretty much perfect
Joshua: i c
Joshua: so okcupid actually kindof works?
me: yep lol
me: buy a gun
me: in my mouth
me: pussy out
Joshua: cut my balls off
me: cancelled my various meetings today
me: gonna smoke some pot and recover from date
Joshua: what meetings would those be
Joshua: awesome
me: True/Slant, just going to talk to them on Friday
me: also New York Post, uh, glamor shot
Joshua: oh yeah - the glamor shot of the future
me: gonna do that tomorrow since I'm going in to meet my publisher that day anywho
me: oh, yeah!
Joshua: !!!
me: remember when we watched that?
me: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/denmark_introduces_harrowing_new
Joshua: no speakers at work lololol
me: lol gay
Joshua: so - what's on the books for tonight
Joshua: i know lol
me: lol just hangin' yo
Joshua: hangin' - that's cool
me: smokin some weed yo
me: just gettin stoned
me: just getting high
Joshua: you so crazy lol
Joshua: i just found out that i'm broke
Joshua: wow - that sucks
me: oh noes
me: you can come drink vodka here later for free
Joshua: lol - maybe i will barretthouse
Joshua: maybe i wil
Joshua: l
me: lol k
Joshua: con ed billed me $385 for some reason and the cable bill went through at the same time and made me over draft 3 times on metro cards for another 120 under for a final balance of -350 and counting probably
Joshua: that sucks
Joshua: wow
me: pwned
Joshua: yes quite pwned
me: lol
Joshua: lolololol
Joshua: get paid friday though
me: lol me too
Joshua: and hopefully the deposit
Joshua: lolol
Joshua: no divya on firday either
me: oh snap
Joshua: Fir-day
Joshua: lololol
Joshua: snip snap
me: I'll look into new girlfriend A's friends
Joshua: oh g thanks
Joshua: so now she's "A"
Joshua: after one date
Joshua: wow
Joshua: how the world turns
Joshua: FAG
me: so
me: this conservative blogger I was hassling yesterday got a comment from Anonymous with all the "EXPECT US" nonsense
me: and he says he reported it to the FBI
Joshua: lolol
Joshua: furries! lol
Joshua: lolol
Joshua: llslslslsls
me: you're right!
Joshua: klasdfuioasghoafhgo
Joshua: i just got done doing a bunch of meaningless shit
Joshua: a little worked up
me: I understand
Joshua: lolol
Joshua: so, dinner with tha folks
Joshua: ?
me: Yes.
me: Dinner with the folks.
me: Josh.
me: DUMBASS
me: MY FOLKS ARE DEAD
Joshua: lol
Joshua: wanna come by and watch me play fallout 3 later?
me: I would
Joshua: govna
me: but you're a faggot
me: a real live faggot
Joshua: GOVNA!!
me: lol
Joshua: yes,yes quite.