Joshua: so? how was your date? me: pretty successful Joshua: what did you do ? me: what with all the moaning me: drank, sex Joshua: i see - so she just came over and got drunk and you had sex Joshua: very well me: yep Joshua: i c me: she's pretty cute me: and has an accent Joshua: nice Joshua: see her again some time? me: of course me: she's pretty much perfect Joshua: i c Joshua: so okcupid actually kindof works? me: yep lol me: buy a gun me: in my mouth me: pussy out Joshua: cut my balls off me: cancelled my various meetings today me: gonna smoke some pot and recover from date Joshua: what meetings would those be Joshua: awesome me: True/Slant, just going to talk to them on Friday me: also New York Post, uh, glamor shot Joshua: oh yeah - the glamor shot of the future me: gonna do that tomorrow since I'm going in to meet my publisher that day anywho me: oh, yeah! Joshua: !!! me: remember when we watched that? me: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/denmark_introduces_harrowing_new Joshua: no speakers at work lololol me: lol gay Joshua: so - what's on the books for tonight Joshua: i know lol me: lol just hangin' yo Joshua: hangin' - that's cool me: smokin some weed yo me: just gettin stoned me: just getting high Joshua: you so crazy lol Joshua: i just found out that i'm broke Joshua: wow - that sucks me: oh noes me: you can come drink vodka here later for free Joshua: lol - maybe i will barretthouse Joshua: maybe i wil Joshua: l me: lol k Joshua: con ed billed me $385 for some reason and the cable bill went through at the same time and made me over draft 3 times on metro cards for another 120 under for a final balance of -350 and counting probably Joshua: that sucks Joshua: wow me: pwned Joshua: yes quite pwned me: lol Joshua: lolololol Joshua: get paid friday though me: lol me too Joshua: and hopefully the deposit Joshua: lolol Joshua: no divya on firday either me: oh snap Joshua: Fir-day Joshua: lololol Joshua: snip snap me: I'll look into new girlfriend A's friends Joshua: oh g thanks Joshua: so now she's "A" Joshua: after one date Joshua: wow Joshua: how the world turns Joshua: FAG me: so me: this conservative blogger I was hassling yesterday got a comment from Anonymous with all the "EXPECT US" nonsense me: and he says he reported it to the FBI Joshua: lolol Joshua: furries! lol Joshua: lolol Joshua: llslslslsls me: you're right! Joshua: klasdfuioasghoafhgo Joshua: i just got done doing a bunch of meaningless shit Joshua: a little worked up me: I understand Joshua: lolol Joshua: so, dinner with tha folks Joshua: ? me: Yes. me: Dinner with the folks. me: Josh. me: DUMBASS me: MY FOLKS ARE DEAD Joshua: lol Joshua: wanna come by and watch me play fallout 3 later? me: I would Joshua: govna me: but you're a faggot me: a real live faggot Joshua: GOVNA!! me: lol Joshua: yes,yes quite.