Caleb: Dude, I'd totally follow that link you sent me. Caleb: But unfortunately, I seemed to have burned down my master's house. me: It's good that you did me: you're a hero me: also Caleb: My master's house has been burned down by mine own hand!!! me: read this article by Stephen Glass that New Republic actually printed Caleb: Mayhaps I already have. Caleb: Mayhaps. me: http://www.penenberg.com/popups/hack_heaven.html me: read it again Caleb: No, wait. Caleb: No, I haven't. me: it's just ridiculous Caleb: I forgot who Stephen Glass was for a second. Caleb: You mean Ryan Phillipe? me: uh, yes me: wait me: no Caleb: Isn't he that guy who burned down his master's house? Caleb: Or one of those guys who did as such? me: indeed me: in 98 me: n Restil, a 15-year-old computer hacker who looks like an even more adolescent version of Bill Gates, is throwing a tantrum. "I want more money. I want a Miata. I want a trip to Disney World. I want X-Man comic [book] number one. I want a lifetime subscription to Playboy, and throw in Penthouse. Show me the money! Show me the money!" Over and over again, the boy, who is wearing a frayed Cal Ripken Jr. t-shirt, is shouting his demands. Across the table, executives from a California software firm called Jukt Micronics are listening--and trying ever so delicately to oblige. "Excuse me, sir," one of the suits says, tentatively, to the pimply teenager. "Excuse me. Pardon me for interrupting you, sir. We can arrange more money for you. Then, you can buy the [comic] book, and then, when you're of more, say, appropriate age, you can buy the car and pornographic magazines on your own." me: And throw in Penthouse! me: This is a real quote! Caleb: ?? Caleb: http://www.rickperry.org/blog/new-television-ad-tenth-amendment Caleb: "Our boy was definitely right." me: The party scene at the end is best Caleb: Of the Rick Perry commercial? me: yes me: of the rick perry commercial me: sure, dude Caleb: Kinky Friedman came by the studio today. Caleb: He's running for the Demmycrat nomination for ag commissioner. Caleb: All the little bumpkins were a'titter. Caleb: a-titter? Caleb: He muttered something funny about Rick Perry needing to get the lampshade off his head and retire already. Caleb: That part made me chuckle. me: he's so folksy! Caleb: As far as jews go, he's startlingly underwhelming. Caleb: I just don't understand it. Caleb: I don't like it. Caleb: Any more Caleb: than you men. me: Then, Ian stood on his chair and took a bow. He announced that he had hacked into a new company and frozen their bank account temporarily. "And now they're going to show me the money," he said, swirling his hips and shaking his fists. "I want a Miata. I want a trip to Disney World...." Caleb: Hayden Christensen, I meant. Caleb: Not Ryan Phillipe. Caleb: Always get 'em confused.... Caleb: MY BAD, DAWG!!! me: no problem! Caleb: I should certainly hope not. Caleb: Andrew Sullivan hired him onto _TNR_. Caleb: Anti-semite. me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoH9zP_n_g0 me: dude me: lol Caleb: Bro. Caleb: Howard Stern beat you to this by, like, 12 years. Caleb: Anti-semite. me: still funny Caleb: I refuse to believe it. Caleb: She's dead and you're dishonoring her memory. Caleb: Her memory. Caleb: Still. Caleb: I'd like it better if there was a slide-whistle involved. me: bitch got pwned me: http://www.penenberg.com/jukt.html Caleb: lol's. Caleb: Netscape. Caleb: Confusing times, to be sure. Caleb: "j_u_k_t@yahoo.com"?? me: that's their corporate e-mail address Caleb: Oh. Caleb: That's their corporate e-mail address. me: It's funded by the Jukt family Caleb: Oh. Caleb: The Jukt family. Caleb: It's so obvious now. Caleb: I mean. Caleb: It was so obvious then. Caleb: The Jukt family. Caleb: Have you gone on your faggoty little gay dates yet, homo? Caleb: Homo-girl-dater-queer-loafers? me: yeah, got my sex on Caleb: RIght on. me: this chick from Trinidad me: who writes for TED me: and used to be a reporter Caleb: TED? me: look it up Caleb: I don't have Internets access, bro. me: fuck Caleb: Technology, Entertainment, Design? Caleb: If I may use my intuition, that is... Caleb: Torrent Episode Blogger? Caleb: 'Downloader', I should say. Caleb: Because that would be 'TEB'. Caleb: I had a beer at lunch today. Caleb: You always know things about things I don't know about. Caleb: I think that's so cool. Caleb: You're so cool. me: William Levantrosser, from Hofstra, wrote in, again pointing out Glass's numerous errors. Glass responded with an ad hominem attack on the school, snorting, "if you have to advertise in Times Square that you're in-the-loop, you're not." me: ad hominem... snorting Caleb: 2-0, Slovakia!!! me: YES Caleb: Did I tell you I'm moving to the Azalea District? Caleb: Just like Hemingway. Caleb: YouTube Christian video producer, Shockofgod, predicted the church burnings would have some tie to God haters.[3] Caleb: Also: Caleb: Spain, with its socialism and same-sex marriage, has unemployment of nearly 20% and has not yet won a single medal at the Winter Olympics.[4 Caleb: Conservapedia. me: lol me: http://www.slate.com/id/2159189/ me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Whitney_Straight me: http://www.uncp.edu/home/canada/work/markport/lit/litjour/spg2002/cooke.htm