| Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins |
| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
3:41 PM Joshua: pardon me
me: oh hai
Joshua: oh
me: check out my further pwnage
Joshua: let me see
me: http://trueslant.com/barrettbrown/2010/02/23/don-surber-sides-with-church-of-scientology-over-st-petersburg-times/
pwange zomg
3:42 PM Joshua: lolol
me: care to stop by later and meet what could be new girlfriend A?
I'm gonna buy some vodka
Joshua: i don't see why not
me: JUST GOT PAID AND I WANNA GE LAID
Joshua: tell her to bring friends lol
lol
3:43 PM me: lol no
Joshua: i hear that
lolol
me: next time, though
Joshua: which one is it
me: keep in mind I've got a couple more girls on the hook
Joshua: ?
i know
me: Trinidad reporter girl who works for TED
and is brillian
t
3:44 PM Joshua: but it could break the ice a bit - if she brought a friend and i were there
oh yeah
sounds good
me: probably can't get away with asking her to bring her friends for sex party
on first date
3:45 PM Joshua: doesn't have to be a sex party - just a - oh hai hanging out with friends lol - bring a friend if you want
nm
doesn't matter
is she 21
3:46 PM me: she's 25 or some such
Joshua: could go to a bar in that case
better than mirna popping in
me: wait, she's 28
fuck that
I want her here
she's already talked to Mirna via cross-chatter
Joshua: i c
3:47 PM alright then
me: as I was on the phone to her last night at home
oh
so at 11:30 last night, Heidi called and said she was frightened due to the presence of evil spirits
Joshua: seems like you have this worked out well
me: and paid for me to come over in a cab
Joshua: i c
me: yes
I'm staying busy
3:48 PM busy like a fox
Joshua: did you have sex with her or is this just still a strange friendship thing
me: no sex
Joshua: very well
me: although she brought it up the other day
she said, "If you do heroin again I'm never having sex with you"
And I was like "I don't care lol"
3:49 PM so, I don't know
I'm going to cut down significantly on the Heidi time anyway
particularly since I've spent the majority of the last five days with her
Joshua: right - she's keeps things interesting - i like hanging out but...
right
i noticed that
me: and in fact we've slept together for five nights straight for some reason
Joshua: and me three days
3:50 PM me: ah, yes
Joshua: i c
me: Ed Powers called her yesterday
Joshua: with sexy results
?
i drank way too much coffee again
3:51 PM i feel deeply wounded by it
me: REALLY?!?!
Joshua: so, what time should i come monitor your date?
3:55 PM me: 9, perhaps?
4:25 PM me: so... the New York Post wants me to come in for a head sho
t
apparently they do want me to do this thing
where they pay for my date
and then write about it
4:26 PM Joshua: i c
why
i don't understand
what's going on exactly
the date with the girl tonight
4:29 PM me: I was already having this girl over tonight
and meanwhile I got contacted this morning via OKCupid by the New York Post's dating writer
asking me to fill out this questionaire if I'm interesting in having them pay for a date in Manhattan and writing about it and me
4:30 PM I sent it back and she liked it and just asked me to come in to the office this week for a photo
4:31 PM Joshua: sweet
4:32 PM V.v.V
lol
4:33 PM me: lol wut
Joshua: lol lol
me: this is the column
http://www.nypost.com/p/lifestyle/dating/meet_market_lhTRPirlbh9IU6TitE6BVO
lulz
4:34 PM Joshua: nice
...
4:35 PM me: ...
fucking nutty shit been going on