| Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins |
| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
12:51 PM me: lol
12:52 PM got a date tonight
with girl who's met Moot a couple times
writes for TED
also
some chick who writes dating column for New York Post
Joshua: that's cool - where did you meet her
me: is offering me a free, all-paid date in Manhattan
OKCupid lol
also, blog fight
Joshua: sounds gooood
12:53 PM me: http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/9737
and I'm getting $1,000 from my publisher tomorrow after True/Slant meeting
and STALKER
STALKER
12:54 PM Joshua: it's disgusting how well things are going for you
good job
me: I know lol
Joshua: can i touch you friend
12:55 PM me: like this girl in a g-string
oh oh
oh
Joshua: is she cute
me: oh
wait
yeah
so
Joshua: soooo?
me: you remember I quit the Onion because of this faggot editor
Joshua: quite right
me: well, The Onion is shutting down his deptartment
12:56 PM whole New York page
and cutting New York city section
Joshua: i c - that bodes well
or does it
me: yes
I hate that guy
he's a giant faggot and a crappy editor
Joshua: so can you write for their other publications
?
me: no, I don't care
Joshua: they are shutting down all ny offices
>
12:57 PM ?
me: but this solves another problem
because I got in a fight with the guy and thus couldn't get the article on Allison Kilkenny/Jamie Kilstein published
and didn't tell them
now I have an excuse for why it never ran
12:58 PM Joshua: what happened to the days when you would sell an article to 4 or 5 different people without fear of consequences
so, any idea how i can use the power of okcupid without getting caught by divya
12:59 PM me: yes
use a screen name instead of your real name
no way of her finding it
1:00 PM and if she does for some bizarre reason
Joshua: thought of that - but how do i use a picture
me: we go to plan B
and say Mirna made it for you
Joshua: b for breakup?
me: lol
Joshua: that's a better idea
me: What do you mean, how do you use a picture?
1:01 PM Joshua: it was a half sentence - i was trying to say - how do i find a picture that isn't me but looks enough like me to not get caught
i've been thinking
me: fucking upload it, she can't search Google for "head shots of my boyfriend lol"
Joshua: lololol
1:02 PM also i don't have any pictures of myself - as far as i know
1:03 PM me: well, come by and we can take one
Joshua: 50 an hour barrett
me: using technology
Joshua: i mean alright
me: gotta go lol I'm at Heidi's must return home
1:04 PM Joshua: i understand