| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
5:30 PM Catalina: sounds intense
i sent you a picture of patrick
ive recently stopped hating him
after i confronted him
me: so, is he one of the Kennedy Kennedys?
5:31 PM Catalina: he told people i was a junbkie
junkie
which got back to me
i dont think so
me: what a faggot
Catalina: hes some rich kid from texas
so many of you
he went to TCU as well
but i never met him there
5:32 PM me: hey, it used to be Mexico, don't blame me
Catalina: also his big mouth friend told me he has ed
not eating disorder ed
the other kind of ED'
me: ah-so
5:33 PM maybe he's doing too much heroin
or is a faggot
Catalina: so i told him, your friend told me you had ED but i wouldnt go around telling people would I?
so why wpuld you go around saying these things about me
it was funny
5:34 PM i cut my finger pretty badly the other day so am having a lot of trouble typing
me: that's sad
so this chick who's coming over tonigh
Catalina: yes
me: is from Trinidad
used to work as a reporter over there
Catalina: hot
me: and now happens to work for TED
which is this technology pub/conference series
5:35 PM and she knows pretty much everything about media theory including the specifics that are relevant to my project
so she's going to be extraordinarily useful
Catalina: sounds perfect for you
is she black?
me: I've got that meeting tomorrow with True/Slant
half English, half black/brown/whatever
and then got a meeting with my publisher afterwards to see what he can do regarding project
Catalina: ooohh
5:36 PM your familys not gonna like that
me: how so?
I dated an African chick once
my dad's only racist against males
I think
Catalina: they dont care if you have black babies
?
me: I don't know, his best friend is a gay Mexican democrat
for some reason
5:37 PM even though he hates Mexicans and especially gays
he's not very good at racism
Catalina: too bad
but good for you
me: no, my mom loves half-breed babies
Catalina: go forth and make black babies
they are very fashinable
me: she thinks girls are prettiest if they are half-black and half-white
that was always my plan
5:38 PM this girl doesn't look black and probably isn't any more than 1/4 black anyway
looks like undetermined brown girl
which is how I like my brown girls
Catalina: quadroon or something?
me: undetermined
yes, and that is what I shall call her
Catalina: i forgot what those people are called
me: I just got done spending five days straight with a white chick
who is crazy
formerly a stripper
5:39 PM Catalina: the model?
me: yeah
Catalina: i have to go soon.
me: she does pin-up stuff too
she's fucking nuts
word
Catalina: before i go i would like to tell you that i am dying
me: keep it realz
Catalina: of tetanus
me: again?
I will build you a monument
Catalina: since i cut my finger on an old rusty blade in one of Karens drawers
thanks
5:40 PM me: a sex monument
Catalina: hot
me: SEX MONUMENT
Catalina: have fun with your blackie
me: always do
adios