| Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins |
| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
11:26 AM me: lol I just watched them play lol
brought some crazy chick over
11:27 AM Joshua: you brought some crazy chick over
?
sassy!!
me: yep lol
Joshua: divya wants to hang out with you tonight
11:28 AM me: Stein got mad because after he offered us candy I opened a new bag of candy
Joshua: so we should all go out to the ole bar
me: wellsir
I don't know about no bar
Joshua: old man stein
i aint heard of no bars
shiat
me: !
11:29 AM Joshua: so, was it the girl from the cupid site?
11:31 AM me: nope lol
from renting out rooms
she's actually a pretty good musician
wrote these pop songs
Joshua: in bed lololol
!?!?!?!
me: but was working as a foot fetish chick until recently, seems to have gotten fired
Joshua: now barrett
me: girl is totally nuts
Joshua: i c
11:32 AM what's her name
i know lots of girls that fit that description
jk lololol
me: heidi lol
11:33 AM she defies text description
I'll have to explain in person
11:34 AM Joshua: i c
me: oh snap
I got me a match on okcupid
11:35 AM Joshua: word
me: brown girl
11:36 AM Joshua: no way lol
!!!
ask her if she has friends
lol
11:44 AM me: christ
she called just now
I'm talking to her now
she's so fucking nuts
about to get a job stripping
11:45 AM Joshua: she's about to get a job stripping?
i c
is she puerto rican?
me: she's off the wall
lol no, half czech half Jewish
11:46 AM got a nice hour-glass figure
Joshua: sweet
me: she's been talking for three minutes straight on speaker
and I haven't said a single word
Joshua: ic
how old
me: 25
11:47 AM Joshua: strange
11:48 AM what's she saying now?
11:49 AM me: how the other girl at foot fetish club doesn't have good skin because she smokes
Joshua: i c- is this the girl from last night?
11:50 AM me: yep
Joshua: word
marriage material huh?
bzzbzzbzz
don't mind me - just bored
11:51 AM so, what exactly happens at a foot fetish club
11:57 AM me: oh, man
finally got off phone
11:58 AM Joshua: tell me everything....
lololol
me: dude, I'm not even going to undertake to try to summarize this girl on an IM
there would be too much typing
I'll tell you about her in peron
I just... just can't
11:59 AM Joshua: i understand
so, what's the plan for this evening
?
12:00 PM me: might have catalina come down to ol' Brooklyn
or
might not
12:01 PM might go to your place and watch you play video games
oooh, ooooh
I might bring my laptop
Joshua: that sounds dyno-mite
!!!
me: and play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
with this awesome mod
12:02 PM Joshua: or we could go to some bar and then come back to my place and play video games
me: I'm still brokage, fool
Joshua: that's more of a divya suggestion
12:03 PM or you could come over and i could tell her - i don't think we should go out tonight bc barrett can't so we should do it tomorrow
lololol
12:12 PM Joshua: then we're left with playing video games and drinking vodka
12:13 PM me: sorry, was talking to Catalina about crazy girl
Joshua: i c
good call
me: Rolling Stone wants to talk to me this afternoon about doing a piece, yo
Joshua: just like LBJ
lololol
12:14 PM i don't know what i'm talking about
what about mr b
12:27 PM me: christ, she
she's called me twice today so far
to talk about her music career
she actually writes really cool songs
12:29 PM Joshua: like yolandi ve$$er?
me: lol yes
Joshua: lolol