| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
12:02 PM me: so why are you meeting Sasha Grey?
12:03 PM Catalina: hi
bcs she has the same agent as carl
me: ah-so
Catalina: so we're supposed to be going top some event
12:04 PM carl seems excited to meet her which i find disturbing bcs i think shes an idiot
and she can't act, i watched the girlfriend experience, it was terrible
and: no Sasha, porn is NOT performance art
12:05 PM you are not an artist!
me: that's mean
she's out there trying
speaking of such things to some extent
Catalina: well to be honest, ive never watched any of her porn
yes?
me: this crazy chick
12:06 PM I met a while back when renting room she didn't end up taking
Catalina: yes...
me: came over to hang out last night with Mirna and I plus Stein and the gang over at Stein's place
and boy
I've encountered some crazy chicks before
12:07 PM but
this chick was proverbial
Catalina: crazy how
me: well, first of all
although she's done some legitimate modeling
she currently works at a foot fetish club
12:08 PM and spends a great deal of time talking about how pissed off she is that some co-worker apparently narced her out for taking private clients
also, when I first met her two months ago
it was about ten minutes before she mentioned that she was abused as a child
oh
after the first time I met her
12:09 PM she had no internet yet because had just moved into a new place
and she called me and asked me to look up the phone numbers of psychics who provide free sample tarot readings
Catalina: haha
thats fun
me: basically, I'm not even going to try to explain her further via text because it hurts my arms, I'll tell you next time I see you
12:10 PM rest assured that she's just nuts
Catalina: sounds awesome
whats her name?
me: Heidi
12:11 PM actually, I kind of enjoy her company to some extent, she's really exuberant and occasionally ends anecdotes with "I mean, I just don't give a FUCK."
and from Atlanta
I'm going to set her up with Josh or something
12:12 PM also, the editor of Rolling Stone wants me to call her this afternoon
which is nifty as I've been trying to write for them for a long time
and they pay ridiculous amounts
12:13 PM Catalina: thats good
is this the sonic youth interview thing?
me: yeah, the burroughs documentary
12:14 PM not sure why they're in it in the first place
did they appear in any portion of what we watched
oh snap
Catalina: what?
me: Heidi just called again
12:15 PM to ramble about her manager
she writes songs too
oh wow
one sec
12:16 PM Catalina: i have to go
have a patient
me: word, adios
Catalina: later
12:33 PM me: oh, before I forget
12:34 PM she was talking about how her music manager just called her with some good news about something or other
and she says, "I was going to tell my dad, but I don't really talk to him at all, so I said to myself, 'I'll call Barrett.'"
that's some crazy right there