Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: whoah
me: Caleb got TV job in Tyler, Texas
Joshua: lol awesome lol
me: lol lol
Joshua: enjoy his aids
me: POWER AND INFLUENCE
me: no, they are his
Joshua: he's going to move to tyler
Joshua: ?
me: yep
Joshua: ouch
Joshua: well - i'll be ready for the stories
me: well, he's been living in Shamrock
Joshua: or lack there of
Joshua: right
Joshua: tyler is a slight step up
Joshua: population 80k
me: yep
me: oh, also
me: I'm interviewing Peter Weller
me: Robocop
Joshua: mostly white trash
me: Naked Lunch
me: ROBOCOP 2
me: no way, you're lying
Joshua: really - when?
Joshua: for what and why
Joshua: that's cool
me: William Burroughs documentary
me: filmmaker wanted me to review it
me: also, he's offering to get me interview with Sonic Youth as well
Joshua: that's pretty cool
Joshua: all the hipsters will be jealous
Joshua: i thought you didn't like the documentary
Joshua: not that that matters at all
me: I just want to interview Wellers
me: also, trying to get something placed in Rolling Stone, and this might facilitate that
me: oh, snap
me: I got a reply back from an OKCupid cutie
me: with Irish-ass red hair
Joshua: go on
me: A gentleman never tells!
Joshua: does she have any whorish friends
me: I mean, I already fucked her
me: wait, no I didn't
me: I bet she does
Joshua: damnit
Joshua: very well