Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Terrorism in the skies of Austin, bro.
Caleb: Harsh.
me: how now?
Caleb: Small plane flies into a FBI building in Austin.
me: where you getting FBI building from?
Caleb: Where you not getting FBI building, sucka?
me: CNN LOL
Caleb: Lames.
Caleb: It was just an IRS building.
Caleb: Total false scoopage.
me: IRS IRS!!!
me: I guess they got their incoming tax
Caleb: I can't believe it.
Caleb: I just *left* Austin...
me: THANK GOD
Caleb: Life is so scary sometimes...
me: CALL ME LATER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE LOL
Caleb: I had nothing to do with it, ghee ghee ghee!
Caleb: But, for realz, the guy could've hired me on me the spot and I could be covering this right now.
me: yeah, and you'd be all like, "HURRR HURRR THIS IS THE FBI BUILDING"
Caleb: IT'S ALL BIG GOVERNMENT!!!!
Caleb: "Officials said there were reports an FBI field office was housed in the complex, but it was not hit."
Caleb: KVUE, bitches.