Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: jesus christ
Joshua: yo!?
me: one sec
me: dude, I've hit the treasure trove
Joshua: everybody gets one
Joshua: *troll
Joshua: lolololol
Joshua: shenanigans!
me: so
me: like five minutes ago
me: I signed up on OK Cupid
me: put up one photo
me: have hot young girls IMing me six minutes in
Joshua: what is this thing
me: you've gotta do it, dude
Joshua: i c
me: seriously, this city
me: there's a shortage of us
me: dating site
Joshua: i guess you could say i'm iraqi
me: lol I could
Joshua: what if instead - you get me girls via this site - that way i don't get busted by my real girlfriend with my pic on a dating site
Joshua: i'll be over to check this out after my book club lololol
me: oh, right
me: your girlfriend, lol
Joshua: lololol
me: yeah, come by later
me: met the owner of Bushwick Country Club last night
Joshua: where at?
Joshua: bushwick country club?
Joshua: lololol;
me: lol yeah
me: met Stein and Mary there
me: actually had a good time with them
me: owner gave us membership and free t-shirts
me: and he's a freemason
Joshua: sounds goooooood - interesting if true - you should get two girls from this "dating" site to meet us after i get done with the ole book club at - a bar of some kind
me: "dating" lol
Joshua: "lol" lol
me: ""
Joshua: check and mate
Joshua: sooooo?
Joshua: how's stuff
Joshua: ?
me: gonna play some STALKER later
me: with MODS LOL
me: ON MY LAPTOP
Joshua: mods?
Joshua: lol i'm trolling lol
Joshua: isn't that the ukrainian game
me: yep lol
me: MODS ARE FAGS
Joshua: DUMB ASS!
Joshua: SIMPLE MATH