Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: http://sites.scc.spokane.edu/video/?p=ASG___rap&t=flv
Joshua: not working
me: oh snap
me: channeling 4chan
me: http://trueslant.com/barrettbrown/2010/02/10/anarchy-in-the-everyday-the-late-great-nation-state/
me: ya heard
Joshua: what do you think about this /b/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pearce_%28philosopher%29
me: already agree with him
Joshua: he's a vegan though
me: transhumanism is the imperative of the aware human
Joshua: and we can't trust "their type"
me: THEY ARE COMING INTO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
me: got in a snowball fight earlier
me: also, I'm pretty sure Miriam broke up with me
me: out of hurt
me: although I'm vague on the details
Joshua: from the snow or a deeper pain
me: now I'm confused
Joshua: me too
me: the snowball fight was unrelated
Joshua: i c
me: it was not out of painful abandon
me: I was attacked first
me: and responded in kind
me: then got bored and came home
me: WITH COFFEE
Joshua: are we talking about you and miriam breaking up or a snowball fight
me: snowball fight
Joshua: i c - i would like some
me: I did not participate in the breakup
me: I follow the Tao
me: the Tao told me, "Don't answer your phone, you are tired and stoned."
me: And I was like "lol k"
Joshua: lolol
me: read my latest piece
Joshua: she took too muuuuch..
me: I am trumpeting anonymous as the harbinger of a new, global anarchy
Joshua: ok lol
me: too much, too much, too much
Joshua: big fucker s
me: FINISH THE FUCKING STORY
me: WHAT ABOUT THE GLANDS
Joshua: tell me about the fucking golf shoes
Joshua: !!!
me: !!!!
me: nice job of representing reaction in text
me: congrats all around, boys
Joshua: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegans
me: damnit
me: ELLEN DEGENERES IS A VEGAN?!?!?!?!
me: but she's so manly...
me: there go my preconceived conceptions
Joshua: it's not PC to pre conceive
Joshua: clever?
Joshua: hehehe
Joshua: damnit
me: ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word
me: clever girl
me: this is a unix system, I know this!
me: CHAOS THEORY MEANS WATER DROPS ON YOUR HAND
me: ARRRRRRGGH I'M A DINOSAUR CHOMP CHOMP EATING LAWYER WHOOOOOO WE HATE LAWYERS!
Joshua: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill
me: YOU ARE PLAYING GOD WITH NATURE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT FOR TOP-BILLING ACTORS
Joshua: stoppit jus stoppit
Joshua: he's had enough
me: you know what a good way to avoid the hedonic treadmill is?
me: throw your life into chaos every once in a while
me: and then have some girl rescue you
me: then you'll be happy to own bread and butter and some juice
me: plus book deals
me: simple things like that
Joshua: yeah - i do that to a lesser extent by making a bunch of money every two weeks and blowing it in a week
me: yes, you are an animal
me: that thing that every 20-something male does except for Stein
Joshua: but i'm 30 now lololol
me: lolol victory
Joshua: soooo? union? don't tell stein
Joshua: bzzz
me: I don't got no MONIES
me: can't go to no BAR
me: but
Joshua: perhaps
Joshua: hmmmm
me: you should get a couple beers and come hang here
me: at our new pad
me: we can drink out front
me: check out the peepes
me: as they roll by
Joshua: right - haven't done that yet
me: some cute girls around
me: for serious
Joshua: i hear
Joshua: i hear
Joshua: alright - play it by ear