Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

11:27 AM me: this song is totally awesome
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA
  also, Miriam seems to have gone drunkenly nuts and broken up with me
  I'm assuming someone told her I don't like her that much
11:28 AM so that's over

17 minutes
11:45 AM Catalina: ok will watch in a bit
  im sorry about your lady troubles
 me: they're not troubles
 Catalina: yes i know you;; try to act strong and manly
 me: it's an unexpected solution to a problem
  I mean
 Catalina: but i know you're crying right now
 me: I JUST NEED A TUB OF ICE CREAM
 Catalina: i know i know
11:46 AM me: now I want ice cream
 Catalina: i also want you to know that you are a special person
 me: !
 Catalina: and the right person will come along
 me: !
 Catalina: ice cream does sound good
  except i have chills and a fever and my throat hurts and my voice is gone
11:47 AM me: what's wrong?
 Catalina: so it might not be that great
  i guess im sick again
 me: probably help the throat
 Catalina: i get sick very often apparently
  yeah
Catalina: but i came in to work anyway so i can use my sick days for something else
me: vacation?
Catalina: ill get all the olds sick
me: the ols
me: olds
Catalina: and theyll probably get complications and die
Catalina: the olds
Catalina: the geriatric patients i work with
me: YOU ARE A DARK ANGEL LOVER
Catalina: have you not been listening to me???
me: BRINGER OF DEATH
Catalina: i am just trying to do my part
Catalina: by saving money on health care
me: good, they're consuming resources in an efficient manner
me: inefficient, rather
me: marginal utility
me: $100,000 to keep one alive for six months
Catalina: yes ill just cough on them and theyll fall over
me: you should be subsidized