Subject: Chat with Miriam Carothers
From: Miriam Carothers <m.w.carothers@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Miriam: yo yo
Miriam: werking?
me: yep indeed
me: you should come over here
Miriam: Drinking rye at Jake's, looking online to find a good goose to roast for his 30th birthday party
Miriam: Wanna work for 3 hours tomorrow?
Miriam: can you kill me a goose?
Miriam: Please?
Miriam: Where can you hunt me a goose?
me: Upstate, I believe
Miriam: Strong Island right?
me: No idea, not my region
Miriam: Yer Texas and Africa. Doh!
me: what time would you want me to work tomorrow?
Miriam: I need sombody to hunt me a fat goose. 5 to 9pm.
me: I can do that
Miriam: Alright, consider yourself booked.
Miriam: Goose?
me: will you provide a goose for me to shoot?
Miriam: AAAARGH.
Miriam: Maybe D'artagnan has one....grumble.
me: Is that a reference to a French novel or an actual person who works with you?
Miriam: D'artagnan is an exotic meats company. Foie gras, etc. one of my purveyors.
Miriam: They're expensive tho. I want a local, Long Island goose.
Miriam: 20 lbs.
Miriam: dammit.
Miriam: They sell, like, duck prosciutto
Miriam: duh.
Miriam: Are you coming over tonight?
me: I think so
me: what time are you getting home?
Miriam: Bring vodker. meet me at 9:30.
Miriam: Yay!
me: I'll text you, Mirna wants to play Tropico on my laptop
Miriam: DOH
me: got no monies left, you'd better get some
Miriam: Okey dokey pokey.
me: okay, laterz