Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: hey
me: so
me: some of my neighbors
me: are apparently slapping each other and yelling
me: females
me: nevermind, it stopped
me: they're done slapping each other
me: now they're doing it again
Catalina: sounds hot
Catalina: you should join
me: nah, they're all ugly and otherwise fucked up
Catalina: sounds not so hot
Catalina: you should not join
me: very well
me: how's tricks, running dog?
Catalina: i miss hanging out at your place
me: yeah, me too
me: it might be more feasible to hang out at yours
Catalina: ok
Catalina: i have no internet though
Catalina: you know this right?
Catalina: i have no tv
me: I don't mind drinking and enjoying the walls
Catalina: ok
Catalina: i have music
me: actually
Catalina: so you are welcome to come over sometime this weekend
me: we should hang out here, maybe
Catalina: why?
Catalina: cant be away from your precious email and blogs?
me: because my place is cooler
me: no
me: I can't
Catalina: at least i have a bedroom
Catalina: and a queen size bed
me: my plan is to get Mirna in a serious relationship so I can just use hers
Catalina: and a big window with a lovely view
me: very well
me: how about Saturday?
Catalina: ok
Catalina: so you want to get in a serious relationship with mirna s you can share her bed?
me: no
Catalina: thats not nice
me: get her into a serious relationship with the guy she's sort-of seeing
Catalina: you?
me: so that she'll be gone
me: no, some med student
Catalina: admit it, you loveeeee her
Catalina: ugh
Catalina: i hate med students
Catalina: caleb said you love mirna
me: I'm sure he's kind of a douche
Catalina: and if caleb said it it is true
me: I used to, we were in a thing
me: and it was disastrous
Catalina: thats probably why you still love her
Catalina: crazy
me: nah, she's really hot but it's an unusual thing between us
Catalina: ok
me: also she's really evil
Catalina: which is hot
me: sometimes
Catalina: dont worry we dnt have to discuss this anymore
Catalina: its understood
me: ah-so