me: yo yo me: sorry I couldn't make it on Friday, turned out to be infeasible Catalina: its ok Catalina: doesnt matter Catalina: for the best im sure Catalina: was having a drama filled night anyway Catalina: how was your weekend? me: pretty wholesome me: did honest work on Friday night me: kind of enjoyed it Catalina: make good moenys? Catalina: moneys me: like $100 Catalina: not bad me: mostly was doing it because Straub went awol and Miriam had given him the gig as a favor to me me: also me: there's this guy named Luke me: who's kind of a pseudointellectual douchebag artist type, went to Pratt and whatnot me: I don't know him well, but he's friends with a bunch of my friends me: and he's apparently decided that we're enemies me: it's a long, hilarious story, I'll tell you over the phone some time me: what was your drama? me: old man related? Catalina: you make so many enemies Catalina: sorta Catalina: old woman related Catalina: bitch called my parents Catalina: basically told them i broke up her family me: holy shit me: you should retaliate with extreme prejudice me: or not Catalina: should i call her kids? me: well me: I don't know the woman Catalina: im joking me: that makes more sense me: anything else interesting happen? Catalina: she told them that shes trying to make things work with her husband and keep her family together because of the children! Catalina: the children! Catalina: wont anyone think of the children?? me: the husband who just moved out, eh? Catalina: i hate kids me: I thought of them, briefly Catalina: i am actively not thinking about the, me: why? kids are swell Catalina: nothing else interesting Catalina: i dont hate them me: you can indoctrinate them Catalina: these kids are just annoying me: I can, rather Catalina: this specific pair is annoying me Catalina: well then you should Catalina: ill give you these 2 kids for some bags of skag? me: can I snort the kids? Catalina: sure but you might get arrested for that me: right, that's like two different crimes Catalina: yeah me: so, I've now learned of Ale$ha me: or something like that Catalina: ive seen a name witn an A and a $ Catalina: somewhere Catalina: is she any good? me: she's kind of like uffie Catalina: no uffie im sure me: raps about brunch and going out and drinking someone's liquor, etc me: uffie's no uffie Catalina: haha Catalina: thats funny Catalina: i should learn to rap me: oh, yeah Catalina: you can do the beats me: that's a good idea me: come up with some lyrics about how guys call you when they feel freaky hot me: FREAKY HOT me: also, your great wealth Catalina: no we need something more original Catalina: im much older than these girls im sure me: your moderate wealth, then me: we'll keep that a secret, you're 17 me: I had to go back to park street today to pick up the clothes I left with that Gracie woman who was over last time you came by me: so I bought some crack for old time's sake Catalina: no skag? me: now I'm going to smoke the rest me: I bought two bags and shot them up me: first time since like Monday me: I've got to keep off the stuff me: couldn't work without it Catalina: yeah me: can't afford to be on it enough to work enough Catalina: i guess i should too Catalina: i need to get my benzo prescription me: I'd feel pretty bad if you ended up having to go through what I did in terms of withdrawal me: so, yeah, you should refrain while you're still ahead me: it's difficult as hell to get off even a light to moderate habit Catalina: i think i wouldnt miss it so much if my life werent so shitty Catalina: also if i could drink Catalina: but im pretty sure i have an ulcer me: can't drink? me: christ Catalina: ive been trying to Catalina: but it hurts so much me: maybe you should get that checked out Catalina: yeah maybe Catalina: hows your health? me: you're pretty stressed out a bunch, aren't you? Catalina: mirna taking good care of you? me: I'm perfectly healthy, actually Catalina: really? Catalina: you dont look it Catalina: kidding me: well, I didn't look i me: it Catalina: you look lovely Catalina: always have Catalina: picture of health me: you can't see my lungs, though me: seriously, you need to do something about your stress levels or something Catalina: i just get easily stressed i guess Catalina: i need benzos! Catalina: or h me: you probably do me: so, did old man react to his wife's calling your parents? Catalina: i dont know Catalina: he was mad at me because i hit the side mirror of his bmw with my bag Catalina: on purpose Catalina: unfortunately i didnt break it me: very well Catalina: i tried me: jesus christ Catalina: i know Catalina: its sad me: you guys are nuts Catalina: if only i had broken it Catalina: id be satisfied Catalina: he brings out my nutty side me: I guess so, I've never seen it Catalina: other than that im usually really laid back in my relationships with people Catalina: yeah he just called and i guess hes coming over to "talk" Catalina: ugh Catalina: i should call his mother Catalina: then he can call his wifes mother Catalina: itll be a cirlce of crazy me: lol me: we need more of those Catalina: im writing this stupid essay thing Catalina: im stuck Catalina: on the first line me: what about? Catalina: some crap about biggest challenge i expect as a teacher Catalina: the biggest challenge i expect is refraining from killing one of those little bastards Catalina: i am much meaner and more bitter on gchat than i am in person i think me: so, you're going to die of an ulcer, then Catalina: mabe i need to stay away from gchat me: yeah, gchat seems to infuriate you Catalina: x-( Catalina: aww. thats so cute! me: kawaii desu! ^__________^ me: I've got to somehow break off from Miriam ASAP me: I spent two nights in a row with her and now she wants me to come over tomorrow night me: and I don't like her all that much Catalina: oh no me: oh, and here comes fucking Valentine's day Catalina: oh god Catalina: what are you getting her? Catalina: you practically have a girlfriend! me: I'm not getting her anything me: you and the old man have any romantic domestic violence planned for the 14th? Catalina: no Catalina: hell be in SF with the 14 yr old kid Catalina: i dont do valentines day anyway Catalina: never have never will Catalina: except for that one year when larry gave me a big bottle of grey goose Catalina: it was great Catalina: very romantic! Catalina: and im not being sarcastic me: yesterday I saw this t-shirt they're selling at a Mexican restaurant. Says Instructor de Sexo. me: it's even funnier in Spanish than English me: I didn't know the word "sexo" existed Catalina: hah Catalina: it does Catalina: and it sounds dirtier in spanish than in english Catalina: ok gotta go break a bmw somehow me: have fun Catalina: ill take a stapler with me and throw it at a window maybe Catalina: i will Catalina: bye me: godspeed, noble warrior