From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: josh josh josh
Joshua: yo yo yo
Joshua: what's going on
Joshua: lol
me: nothin lol
Joshua: should get some drinks later maybe - lololol
Joshua: lololol
Joshua: i'm holding your attention hostage
Joshua: barrett barrett barrett barrett barrett barrett
Joshua: lololol
me: lol
me: oh hai
me: forgot about you and your distracting behavior
me: distracting behavior
Joshua: zip zap
Joshua: space elevators
Joshua: !!!
Joshua: yo B.B. what's up
Joshua: ?
me: oh, you know
me: playing Fallout 3 theme over and over again
Joshua: i c
Joshua: ya seee...
Joshua: kids these days, they listen to tha rap music,
Joshua: which gives them ya brain damage
me: bout to smoke a big bowl of WEED
Joshua: *tha
Joshua: lol
me: to help with the CRIPPLING MENTAL AND PHYSICAL PAIN
Joshua: pass me some chronic lol
me: lol no
Joshua: chronic
me: you are not present it is impossible
Joshua: like that?
Joshua: i c
me: also got to hide Mirna's Ayn Rand books
me: so that guests won't get the wrong idea
Joshua: very well
Joshua: enjoying your new place
me: yep indeed
me: WE'RE STILL GETTING IT ALL CUTE
Joshua: nesting?!?!?
me: yes
me: yes sir
Joshua: so... any stories?
me: well sir
me: Mirna takes good advantage of Stein
me: who is always cranky
me: yesterday she made him bring over money so that she could buy pot
me: the day before that we went to his place to smoke his pot
me: and the day before that we smoked pot over here
Joshua: awesome
me: I'm gonna do some push-ups
me: plus I have these five pound weights that Mirna bought!
Joshua: stein asked if i wanted to go get a beer with him tonight
Joshua: lol
Joshua: wanna go to the union pool tonight?
me: got no monies
Joshua: no money, no problems
me: but do have a phone interview for full-time news writing gig tomorrow
Joshua: lololol
me: also working for Miriam tomorrow night
me: so I got that going for me, too!
me: and by going for me
me: I mean fuuuuuuuuuuuu
Joshua: so barrett?
me: yessir
Joshua: nothin' nevermind
Joshua: barrett....
me: what you should do
me: is swing by later
me: and give me decorating hints
Joshua: "the ones at the bottom..."
Joshua: perhaps
me: oh- okay. oh...
me: my neighborhood's cool
me: we can stand outside the apartment and, you know, just BS
Joshua: how is that different from park st
Joshua: ?
me: see pretty girls this time
Joshua: makes sense
Joshua: instead of fat mexican mothers of 3 or 4
me: yes
Joshua: that are extraordinarily short for some reason
me: yeah, I don't know what their husbands do to them
me: but it's either working or not working
Joshua: perspective
Joshua: zip zap