Catalina: im watching me: I may have oversold it Catalina: i cant even remember speaking to you last night me: drinking? Catalina: yes me: I'm trying to subject myself to lots of stimuli in order to better write this sort of philosophical essay thing me: just ended up watching North Korean propaganda videos Catalina: yeah Catalina: i have been unable to work all day Catalina: i feel sick me: me too Catalina: and also i am under orders not to answer my phones me: how now? Catalina: wife got my numbers and she keeps calling me: you guys have met? Catalina: yes me: or not? Catalina: we have Catalina: but i have nothing to say to her Catalina: shell probably just threaten to call my parents again or something Catalina: so annoying me: you guys should fight Catalina: and here i am complaining again Catalina: sorry me: that's my new hobby, too Catalina: im going to run now me: have fun Catalina: thats supposed to put people in a better mood Catalina: oh yeah, the wife said that i look like her when she was younger Catalina: bitch please!! me: bitch please! Catalina: she wishes me: kill her Catalina: no i just want her to leave me alone me: no, kill her Catalina: she also said im not really mexican, just another white girl Catalina: i should kill her for that Catalina: who dares question my nationality!!! Catalina: i am like so patriotic Catalina: and stuff Catalina: go mexico Catalina: ! me: ha ha, honkey me: I'll add you to the newsletter Catalina: what newsletter? Catalina: honkey newsletter? Catalina: whatever that guy you were internet fighting with subscribed to? me: honkey newsletter was correct Catalina: of course bitch didnt say this shit to my face. She actually even complimented my dress and payed for my cab from brooklyn me: you win a point then Catalina: i am win Catalina: i will be upset if she calls my parents though Catalina: i plan on telling them its lauren darcy Catalina: fucking with them again me: that'll probably work me: crazy bitch Catalina: yeah, i am glad i had that crazy bitch in my life for that reason Catalina: i always use her as an excuse for things Catalina: Lauren did it Catalina: or Lauren said shed kill me if i didnt do it Catalina: etc me: truly, she was a king of kings Catalina: and you got to make out with her Catalina: you must be so proud me: I know, it was sweet me: caleb got all not jealous me: she made out with ian holmes, too me: who is a friend of mine but very ugly and goofy me: and sent picture to caleb Catalina: poor caleb Catalina: i think i also spoke to him last night Catalina: cant remember Catalina: i am going to have to change my phone number again! me: cause of the wife? Catalina: yes Catalina: i changed it once due to lauren Catalina: once due to wife Catalina: and i will have to do it a third time it seems Catalina: ok, going for a run Catalina: later me: later