Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: im watching
me: I may have oversold it
Catalina: i cant even remember speaking to you last night
me: drinking?
Catalina: yes
me: I'm trying to subject myself to lots of stimuli in order to better write this sort of philosophical essay thing
me: just ended up watching North Korean propaganda videos
Catalina: yeah
Catalina: i have been unable to work all day
Catalina: i feel sick
me: me too
Catalina: and also i am under orders not to answer my phones
me: how now?
Catalina: wife got my numbers and she keeps calling
me: you guys have met?
Catalina: yes
me: or not?
Catalina: we have
Catalina: but i have nothing to say to her
Catalina: shell probably just threaten to call my parents again or something
Catalina: so annoying
me: you guys should fight
Catalina: and here i am complaining again
Catalina: sorry
me: that's my new hobby, too
Catalina: im going to run now
me: have fun
Catalina: thats supposed to put people in a better mood
Catalina: oh yeah, the wife said that i look like her when she was younger
Catalina: bitch please!!
me: bitch please!
Catalina: she wishes
me: kill her
Catalina: no i just want her to leave me alone
me: no, kill her
Catalina: she also said im not really mexican, just another white girl
Catalina: i should kill her for that
Catalina: who dares question my nationality!!!
Catalina: i am like so patriotic
Catalina: and stuff
Catalina: go mexico
Catalina: !
me: ha ha, honkey
me: I'll add you to the newsletter
Catalina: what newsletter?
Catalina: honkey newsletter?
Catalina: whatever that guy you were internet fighting with subscribed to?
me: honkey newsletter was correct
Catalina: of course bitch didnt say this shit to my face. She actually even complimented my dress and payed for my cab from brooklyn
me: you win a point then
Catalina: i am win
Catalina: i will be upset if she calls my parents though
Catalina: i plan on telling them its lauren darcy
Catalina: fucking with them again
me: that'll probably work
me: crazy bitch
Catalina: yeah, i am glad i had that crazy bitch in my life for that reason
Catalina: i always use her as an excuse for things
Catalina: Lauren did it
Catalina: or Lauren said shed kill me if i didnt do it
Catalina: etc
me: truly, she was a king of kings
Catalina: and you got to make out with her
Catalina: you must be so proud
me: I know, it was sweet
me: caleb got all not jealous
me: she made out with ian holmes, too
me: who is a friend of mine but very ugly and goofy
me: and sent picture to caleb
Catalina: poor caleb
Catalina: i think i also spoke to him last night
Catalina: cant remember
Catalina: i am going to have to change my phone number again!
me: cause of the wife?
Catalina: yes
Catalina: i changed it once due to lauren
Catalina: once due to wife
Catalina: and i will have to do it a third time it seems
Catalina: ok, going for a run
Catalina: later
me: later