Caleb: "His room is adorned with posters of Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe - stars from Hollywood's glamour heyday - as well as a towering tribute to Gladiator. "I think that Russell Crowe's evocation of manhood is something all men should aspire to", he explains, "particularly when there are such obvious parallels between Rome and the United States, with the combination of splendor and decadence of Empire."" Caleb: From an article about Ross Douthat when he was at Harvard. me: wow me: what a catholic faggot Caleb: No, no. Caleb: He's not gay. Caleb: He had posters of Audrey Hepburn. me: like micah Caleb: Ross Douthat has PowderPuff Girl bedsheets. me: you're confused