Caleb: Boy, The Onion's still got it. Caleb: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_dont_even_want_to_be_alive?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter me: CONSERVATIVE NIGHTMARES me: CONSERVATIVE NIGHTMARES me: "Christian Right" me: the podium says "Christian Right" me: THESE RIGHT WING CHRISTIANS Caleb: To some degree, the guy has a point. Caleb: My idiot grandpa is blind and his only hope for seeing again is a surgery that's possible only because new stem cell lines that Obama approved. Caleb: Obama-sama. me: you should kill him so you can inherit his money Caleb: Money is the root of all evil. me: LET ME GIVE YOU A SPEECH TO THE CONTRARY, LOOTER'S WIFE me: I AM FRANCISCO D'ANCONIA me: MEN SOMETHING SOMETHING MIND FREE SOMETHING I INHERITED A BUNCH OF MINES