Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

9:13 PM Catalina: what fellow having died?
  Sam? with the hunchback?
  apparently his back was like that because he had been hit by a car before
  tragic
9:14 PM i just got done drinking with work girls
  always a bad idea
  i knew it going in
  i hate people
 me: are you still at work?
 Catalina: i just came back
  from drinking
9:15 PM me: you gonna work out or something?
 Catalina: no
  i should
  im too drunk and angry
 me: why angry now?
 Catalina: actually i should work out cause im angry
  and in the fucking trip[le digits
  im disgusted with myself
 me: you were serious about the triple digit thing?
 Catalina: sort of
 me: that's pretty wacky
 Catalina: no it isnt
9:16 PM im short
  and im better
  better than triple digits
 me: too bad you're always too drunk to remember all the extraordinarily complimentary things I've told you
 Catalina: if you were a girl you would not be in the triple digits
 me: you're not getting enough compliments
9:17 PM Catalina: compliments are stupid
 me: yeah, because I've been a junkie for most of the past year and a half
  not from me
  I'm very good at giving them
 Catalina: oh
 me: they were sincere in your case
 Catalina: i should have gone over to your place tonight instead of hanging out with idiotic girls
  who watch stupid tv
 me: lol network television
  yeah, you should have
9:18 PM Catalina: we watched some show about a matchmaker
  it was sad
 me: wow
 Catalina: it made me feel suicidal
 me: we'll get you a couple of non-retarded female friends
 Catalina: apparently this woman sets up women with millionaires
  it was so sad
9:19 PM me: My mom has forced me to watch things along those lines when I come to visit
 Catalina: and her head was fucked up looking
 me: the bachelor
 Catalina: haha
 me: that's a shame
  why would they put a girl with a fucked-up head on television?
  I finally finished the damned VF article, anyway
 Catalina: i dont know
  she wasnt a girl
9:20 PM me: and actually got Scott to clean up the place today
 Catalina: good
  what a productive day
 me: in exchange for the $900 worth of fucking rent he owes me
  he gave me $20 today
9:21 PM he's going to get eaten alive as soon as he's forced to leave
  also, I'll be staying with Mirna starting on the 26th
  Bowery area
  then we'll move into the Williamsburg place
9:22 PM give me a call at some point, I want to talk to someone who's not a whiny fucking faggot
 Catalina: yes
  maybe ill see you this weekend
9:23 PM me: you should
 Catalina: yeah, i will
  im going home now
 me: word, yo
  have fun
 Catalina: before i kick and break something in this office
  yeah
 me: channel your anger
 Catalina: losts of fun
  into what?
 me: rage
9:24 PM Catalina: hahaha
  that made me laugh
 me: I know, I heard
 Catalina: lol i should type
  ok bye
 me: adios