Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

1:41 PM Catalina: hey
  i got home really late last night \
  so i didnt call, not that it matters to you because youre up late but i just went to sleep
 me: ?
1:43 PM Catalina: i worked out a lot yesterday. since i dont have girl friends ill tell you my girl issues
  i hate being in the triple digits (weight wise) and i am so i must do something about it
1:44 PM anyway, how are you
1:45 PM me: oh, right, you don't have girlfriends
  you can hang out with Mirna soon
  she wouldn't come by because she despises Straub

8 minutes
1:54 PM Catalina: why?
  how can anyone despise lovable straub?

5 minutes
2:00 PM me: A nomadic adventure worthy of Ulysses.”-
  Publisher's Weekly has ridiculous reviewers who praise everything
2:01 PM some book by a famous Irish author's little brother
  compared to Ulysses