| Subject: Chat with Miriam Carothers |
| From: Miriam Carothers <m.w.carothers@gmail.com> |
11:28 PM Miriam: hi fweek
11:29 PM finally back on. Thanks Time Warner Cable!
11:30 PM ya pot head.
great news about your vf articles.
me: I'm no freak, just sitting here smoking crack and writing an article for Vanity Fair while listening to music from old Japanese SNES role-playing games
Miriam: Awwwww.
11:31 PM I'd hug you if I could but I'll hug my kitty instead.
me: gotta enjoy my last few days of decadence before I move in with Mirna and can't do any more drugs other than pot and pills
Miriam: Mmmmm. Pills.
11:32 PM me: how's your evening?
evening-like
?
Miriam: Dwinking corn whiskey with navel orange zest out of a mason jar with heart shaped ice. Seriously.
11:33 PM I'm that fussity.
Iy's derishusss.
it's derishuss.
11:34 PM me: Understood, Captain Rummy
Miriam: No rum! Corn whiskey!
I'm all toasty.
toasted.
Crack pants! Wish I was there!
11:37 PM Let's see what festive food writing the smart set is up to...did you read your little articles I printed for you?
me: I did indeed
11:38 PM very nostalgic; I use to do tons of food writing, mostly restaurant write-ups for AOL, Dining Out, etc.
made tons of money doing that when I was 19 to 22 or so
even wrote up shoe stores and things of that nature
Miriam: my itty bitty office is plastered with that shit like a teen girl and tiger beat.
me: women's clothing stores, too
TIGER BEAT
11:39 PM JUSTIN WHATSHISNAME
Miriam: vas ist staas women vclothing?
me: okay, brb, gotta finish this piece; they want it by morning so we can better scoop the NYT, I'll tell you all about it later, funny story
11:40 PM Miriam: right on.
me: RIGHT ON!
11:41 PM Miriam: you are charming Barriticus.
11:58 PM me: holy shit
my publisher got hacked
Miriam: whaaaa?
me: http://www.sterlingandross.com/
11:59 PM Miriam: I see. Erm saw.
12:00 AM That's wild. Not sure what to say.
12:05 AM me: wonder if this was a random thing or if he's made the wrong enemies
he's certainly made a lot of enemies
Miriam: shit man.
12:06 AM me: it's not a big deal, doesn't effect me
but he may suspect I have something to do with it
Miriam: paranoid. Simmer down.
12:07 AM me: again, I'm not worried, it's more amusing than anything.
12:08 AM Miriam: do you need me to print out your cv on good card stock?
12:10 AM me: cover letter?
12:12 AM Miriam: no. The resume. curriculum vitae
me: ah, yes please, I don't have a printer
12:13 AM Miriam: Thought so. Gotchya hon.
me: you're a dear
12:14 AM Miriam: Going to an awesome Bill Plimpton lecture tomorrow night. So stoked.
12:15 AM He's a truly twisted animator. Saw him speak in 2001 at Pratt.
12:16 AM Fucking genius. Kakuda and I are gonna throw panties.
bwa haa haaaa.
Stroub back yet?
12:20 AM me: yeah, he got back last night
he was kind of upset today due to some insults thrown at him by Rebecca
Miriam: ruh roh!
me: I had to give him a pep talk
again
12:21 AM Miriam: Yer like Jeebus of the house.
12:27 AM Miriam: Sent you some festive music via you tube. Gotta go to bed. Have a wonderful evening. I'll text you at work tomorrow. xxxxxxxxxx
me: nighty-night
12:28 AM Miriam: :)
me: HAPPY FACE SMILE
I mean
:-)
12:29 AM Miriam: ha ha. Try to get some rest yourself hon.