| Subject: Chat with Mirna Hariz |
| From: Mirna Hariz <mirnahariz@gmail.com> |
6:16 PM me: doing anything tonight?
Mirna: ya my bro is in town and we are going out with jared, josh, and dave my friends from austin who are visiting and ashwini and my friend tommy from austin who live here now
6:17 PM you should come out
not sure if we're doing manhattan or brooklyn tonight
hoping brooklyn
me: WOW THAT'S A MOUTHFUL
let me know
Mirna: will do my love
me: josh hawkins?
Mirna: josh saunders
me: oh
Mirna: artist from austin
wonderful guy
recorded corto's first album
6:32 PM me: http://bushwickbk.com/2008/07/16/attractive-new-but-orphaned-melrose-condo/comment-page-1/#comments
read the first couple comments there
6:42 PM Mirna: hilarious what a bitch!!!
me: it gets worse
I didn't even realize
but it gets so much worse
6:43 PM you probably should stop now
6:53 PM Mirna: hahahha
she is crazy!
why did she fight with them
100 bucks said she is pms ing and on some sort of stabilizing medication
me: because she's a stupid bitch
6:54 PM Mirna: or she is really fat and unattractive and angry
me: no
we call them Puerto Ricans
actually, she's hot as shit
Jeremy found her pic
off her license
so
I want to leave the house
6:55 PM when are you going out?
lemme come over
LEMME COME OVER I WANT TO GO OUT AND DRINK LIQUOR
very well
DON'T POST PICTURES OF MY CONDO LOL
6:56 PM Mirna: come over!
153 norfolk
come over come over
me: k, what stop?
Mirna: got any smoke?
6:57 PM take jmz to delancey essex
i live at norfolk between rivington and stanton
my bro is here too <3
http://maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=153%20norfolk%20ny&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wl
me: okay
will be there in 30
6:58 PM Mirna: yay!
7:00 PM me: so wait, what are we planning on doing?
not going out to some faggot bar that's going to suck?
7:01 PM wait, I can't crash there cause you've got guests, right?
I'm on the fence now
7:04 PM actually should stay in, didn't sleep last night, gonna eat, play tropico 3, continue to detox
Mirna: you can crash if you want
i'll actually be in brooklyn tonight
call me if you change your mind
me: word
Mirna: no one is sleeping at my place tonight but my bro
me: anyway, I have tropico 3 for future reference
7:05 PM Mirna: YAY!!
7:38 PM Mirna: ok here is what you do
you need to start making demands of sarah james
say you don't use your contacts in government lightly
and you need her to answer certain question
s
get 3 more emails out of her
and then post it on a blog
7:39 PM for hilarity
how could "she" know what etc means (1st email) but not lol?
hahahaha
get her to answer those questions and get her to make demands for money, specific amounts
it will make the piece so much better
7:40 PM and you can always doctor the emails a little bit to make the piece even funnier
7:42 PM me: I would never doctor them, it would violate my non-existent code of ethics
anyway, I am too good to doctor
7:43 PM I will handle the slut with great dispatch
you may rest assured lol etc
Mirna: i love you
me: !
Mirna: this is going to be HILARIOUS
7:52 PM Mirna: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php
7:53 PM so funny she sends it back!
7:57 PM me: that's pretty two years ago, sweetheart
7:58 PM Mirna: so funny
8:01 PM me: I bought three giant bags of candy and ice cream and cookies and then ate a bunch of them
and then I had to eat a bran muffin to cancel out the sugar
Mirna: well that's way less gross than being a junkie like straub
me: I'm off the dope, though
he's gross anyway
8:02 PM one can be a non-gross junkie
Mirna: no barrett. i've never met one
me: junkies move undetected
you wouldn't know them
you think they knew I was a junkie when I went on Fox?
Mirna: well it shows on you babe :(
me: not a single one of the hundred thousand people watching were like, "That guy's a junkie."
8:03 PM you know what's even worse, though?
Mirna: what
me: FROWNY FACES THAT SPIN AROUND AND CRY
looks like fucking Straub
Mirna: HAHAHA
me: he spins around and cries all day
scott, too
fucking Cody Pritchard city over here
8:04 PM Mirna: GROSS
8:05 PM me: what I've learned over the past few months
is that if I have a weak male child
I'm going to beat it
8:06 PM emotionally weak, rather
Mirna: just dont have one
strength can be taught
me: I won't
Mirna: absentee or over doting parents
can create a giant baby
just make sure he always does things for himself
and hurts himself
and fails
and picks himself back up
that makes strenght
i am so naturally good at breeding its scary.
going to brooklyn now
8:07 PM call me if you wanna go out
me: word
Mirna: i love you
<3
me: tuv tuv kawaii desu ^____^