| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
11:56 AM Catalina: dont kill yourself
me: fine
Catalina: thanks
me: no problem, yo!
11:57 AM how's the baby?
fresh-faced?
Catalina: i think she might be drunk
me: I see
11:58 AM Catalina: she is fresh faced though
and she looks at you when you call her name
me: that's a good start
Catalina: which is a terrible thing
11:59 AM me: a lot of females don't do that for me
Catalina: exactly
she shouldnt be doing that
me: she needs a strong female role model
hey, perhaps you!
Catalina: umm...
yeah
i spent half the day arguing with carl
me: find her a married baby to go out with
12:00 PM Catalina: then i took some old benzos i found in my moms bathroom
it was almost bedtime
me: ME AND LORENZO ROLLING IN A BENZO
Catalina: i had to be carried upstairs to bed
not a good role model
12:01 PM me: the baby already does that, so not much help there
Catalina: yes
we're too much alike
she has nothing to learn from me
i am glad you're not going to kill yourself
me: maybe you should wait a few years
12:02 PM lol I would never kill myself, that's gay
Catalina: however, if you still have the urge to kill, kill the old man please
me: I would go out shooting
probably at CNN offices
old man?
Catalina: carl
12:03 PM me: he's the old man now?
what were you guys arguing about?
Catalina: he's been the old man
i dont even know
but he always manages to ruin my family time
me: me shooting the other man is too obvious
Catalina: yeah, well ill get melvin
me: Melvin's the responsible one now
12:04 PM relatively
Catalina: now i cant do it
because i wrote about it
great
me: yeah, see
12:05 PM of course, if this was accessible, everyone would know about that time you cut off a lock of that girl's hair so you could smell it and then you attached it to some plastic woman
etc
you could shoot the plastic woman
Catalina: thats not what happened
i atatched it to my roommate
me: my memory's a little hazy
Catalina: attached
i like atatched
new word
12:06 PM me: some douchebag challenged me to a debate earlier this week
yeah, it is a pretty word, surprisingly
Catalina: it when you attack someone by attaching yourself to them
me: now he's nowhere to be found
Catalina: oh
me: I told him wednesday
Catalina: well he lost
me: well, I just reminded him this morning
12:07 PM Catalina: and...
me: the guy's probably the stupidest fuck I will have ever interacted with other than Nelson
but for some reason he's considered to be a respectable commentator
to some extent, anyway
and he's from
Florida
wait
Catalina: of course
12:08 PM me: So, the challenge is there Mr. Brown, an honest, open debate. Bring it on! You want to bash the South? And Stacy McCain and others who defend it? BRING IT ON!
AARRRRRRGRGRGRHR!!1221212
Catalina: oh i read that
me: ah
so, yeah
that guy
12:11 PM met with Andrew Stein last night, he's already got some basic schematics for this newish information technology thingy with which Charles Johnson and I plan to improve the means of info accessibility between the better blogs while also bringing further pressure on those outlets that employ the crappier of commentators
12:12 PM Catalina: productive
i gotta go
me: going to hint at it in this Vanity Fair piece, already alluded to it in book, and will meanwhile try to recruit more bloggers to participate onc
adios
Catalina: family time
me: have fun with baby
Catalina: bye