| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
3:40 PM me: let me clear my throat uh-huh
3:41 PM John 14
3:43 PM Joshua: why would you do that
me: one bourbon
one scotch
one beer
3:44 PM I'm fleeing from this apartment
Joshua: i know - excited
me: going to have to owe Moshe
Andy has drained me of all resources
Scott too
but
I shall bounce back
Joshua: you will survive
me: as long as I know how to love
Joshua: what's the plan
me: Mirna and I are going to play house
3:45 PM I'm going to get a part-time job as smoke joint
wait for a couple of these projects to pay off
mum's the word on Mirna and I
Joshua: who would i tell
me: she's worried about my derelict friends finding us for some reason
yeah
no one
she thinks Andy
doesn't realize no one likes him
3:46 PM pretend to be surprised when she tells you
she enjoys conspiracies
Joshua: john said he was moving in with rebecca
me: yep
Joshua: that's good
maybe he can sort that out
me: gave me a check the other day, took it back, ran off with Rebecca to buy crack
Joshua: i c
me: this is my karma for my own irresponsibilities of past years
3:47 PM or, rather, just a coincidence
at any rate
Joshua: well put sir
me: we look forward to having you and Divya over for our inevitable dinner parties
Joshua: and i look forward to loathing mirna's dog
3:48 PM ...to it's face anyway
me: wow
that was uncalled for
3:49 PM why does everyone hate that dog?
nevermind
I don't want to know
Joshua: it's fun
that and it continually pissed and shat in our apt
and i had to clean all of it
me: anyway, take this computer if you want it, you can have it for free, otherwise I'm just going to throw it out
Joshua: andrew just ignored it
3:50 PM will do... son
me: too heavy
Joshua: heavy!!!
me: I'm ditching all but my laptop and clothes
dig it man lol slang
Joshua: what of your bed
me: ditching it
3:51 PM Joshua: why
?
me: fuck it
how am I going to move it?
Joshua: where are you gonna move
?
me: moving to a one-bedroom with Mirna anyway
Joshua: righ
3:52 PM hmmm
may want to ask john
his bed sucks
3:53 PM me: If he really wants a bed that Straub slept in
Joshua: luke is ranting about the similarities between our legal system and mystical systems\
me: while I was away
faggot
Joshua: like black magic
me: I mean, good
Joshua: i c
true
3:54 PM what about that sweet... um
thing...
me: miriam? catalina?
Joshua: that i think was...
me: oh wait
Joshua: i was trying to remember the objects in your apt that could be of value to me
3:55 PM me: it's all yours
anything you want
Joshua: very well
me: I've got to haul it down curbside anyway
computer
monitor
certain clothes
various knick-knacks
I am abandoning my baggage like the wise old Chinese man
3:56 PM Joshua: so - how are you and the ladies doing?
me: well
Catalina's still seeing the married man
3:57 PM which is a threat to me, of course
he doesn't know anything about us other than that she comes here
Miriam is very, uh, enthusiastic about our budding relationship
Joshua: not much threat as far as i can see
me: which I am currently perpetuating as an insurance policy
I know lol
3:58 PM Joshua: i thought she might be
me: he's the cuckolded one
losing his mistress to a broke degenerate zomg lol
Joshua: lololol
me: I'm like that guy in Casino
that the female character was with on the side
Joshua: luster
3:59 PM me: "CAN YOU FEEL ME?"
lol yes
Joshua: lester
me: that's funny stuff
Joshua: "Your in that place again "
me: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Joshua: torrent it now
are you expecting company tonight
me: I can't something won't work regarding my torrents
nope
4:00 PM Joshua: i've been meaning to stop by
no promises - i'm bad about not leaving my house recently
4:01 PM me: I hear that, yo
Joshua: word
so, who's still living over there at the moment
?
chris scott, andy mel?
4:02 PM me: mel only hangs out here
the others are still here, yeah
andy is off with fergy for the weekend
4:03 PM Joshua: that'll do snake
i can't wait to play mass effect 2
i think of it constantly
4:04 PM well - i think i might force divya to go hang out with her cousin for a while - in which case perhaps i could break free for a visit
twah.. twah
4:05 PM me: I understand
fuuuuu
4:06 PM apparently there is no job opening at smoke joint after all
Melvin gave me bad information
4:08 PM Joshua: oh that me l
what else could you spend your time doing
?
4:09 PM you could always fall back on editing / writing papers for college kids
me: I suppose
Joshua: you wouldn't have to leave home
me: would have to find those gigs
I'm willing to leave home at this point
4:10 PM Joshua: hillary did in san marcos
i think she made decent supplemental incoem
4:27 PM me: so
4:28 PM now I'm going to be working with Miriam
at the restaurant
Illustrator's Guild
in the kitchen
with Miriam
my life is about to, uh, change
I'
I
I'll probably have to just marry Miriam
4:29 PM that's my only way out
4:30 PM Joshua: lollol
Illustrator's Guild?
tell me more
what will you do there
me: prep in kitchen
4:31 PM Joshua: awesome
me: it will be good for me
Joshua: that's an interesting name - mind if i google it
me: I will serve my fellow man
YES
Don't GOOGLE IT
LODs
4:32 PM Joshua: google or not. here i come.
me: sorry
Joshua: lololol
only 15 more minutes to waste
me: so, you need to get shit going on your game or otherwise unite with Andrew and I in inventing some fundamentally means of internet communication
4:33 PM Joshua: word
me: fundamentally different
rather
Joshua: andrew is reworking the social networking in a box idea
me: very well
Joshua: he's been hounding me about that
4:34 PM i think the game will take a while longer
me: you're not working on it
you're faggoting off
Joshua: pretty much
4:35 PM me: I got my start in writing paying political commentary while moving furniture, you can easily do your other projects while not moving furniture
4:36 PM and another thing
fuck you
lol
Joshua: lololol
me: anywho
Miriam is wack
but she's saved me by giving me a job
Joshua: why barrett - whatever do you mean
that's true
me: so it's going to be weird in the next months
4:37 PM Joshua: i'm sure the time will fly by
me: I'm going to be molested and otherwise supervised by Miriam and Mirna
I'm no longer a man
4:38 PM Joshua: it's a cold cruel world