Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: my office mate showed up!!
me: !!!
Catalina: she gave me pills
me: I also got more pills
me: I feel very close to you right now
Catalina: yes me too
Catalina: she also showed up wearing massive amounts of makeup
me: I see. What does that signify?
Catalina: kinda scary but i got pills
Catalina: nothing, just that shes crazy
me: Very well.
Catalina: i have always tried to hide my craziness because i think i can get away with more, but she just doesn't give a fuck
Catalina: i kind of admire that
Catalina: she just got in
me: she's a hero
Catalina: maybe it would be easier not to give a fuck if i were a trust fund baby like she is. All she has to do is hold a job
Catalina: any job
me: what's the point of having a trust fund if you have to hold a job, too?
Catalina: i dont know, her parents are crazy
Catalina: i guess they want her to do something
me: that's very admirable, I guess
me: when my uncle dies of lung cancer, I'll be a gentleman by way of inherited oil residuals
me: only $500 a month, really
me: but I still count that as being a gentleman
me: I'll start smoking a pipe, for instance
Catalina: nice
Catalina: crack pipe?
Catalina: you already do that?
Catalina: you already do that
Catalina: no question mark
Catalina: ugh
Catalina: old people are so annoying sometimes
me: no they're not
Catalina: ok
me: on the other hand
Catalina: yes you know old people best
me: I haven't dealt with any old people in a long time
Catalina: your roommate is old
Catalina: i deal with olds on a daily basis
Catalina: and the old i was referring to now is carl, hes always grumpy
me: what are you guys always fighting about?
me: big things or little inconsequential things?
Catalina: we're not fighting
Catalina: he just calls to complain about shit
Catalina: nothing that has to do with me
Catalina: its annoying
me: I see
Catalina: he has a bad day every day and i can't ever get mad at him for anything because hes always having a bad day
Catalina: i mean i do but he'll say shit like "you know i've had a difficult day why would you bring this up now?"
Catalina: but EVERY day of his life is a difficult day
me: cute
Catalina: sorry, i had to vent
me: what's so difficult about them?
Catalina: his brain
Catalina: he is difficult
Catalina: he makes everything difficult for himself
Catalina: are you working on something now?
me: maybe you should advise him not to do that
me: yeah, writing up this conversation I had with Charles Johnson regarding certain aspects of the internet and cognitive development of those who grew up with it, other related issues, for Vanity Fair
Catalina: whats different about their cognitive development?
me: well, it's similar to what happened in classical Greece with the advent of literacy
me: which had an impact on the minds of those who adapted it, allowing for enhanced critical thinking and the development of abstract systems, which didn't seem to exist in pre-literate oral cultures
Catalina: how do you see this now? examples please
me: sorry, was talking to landlord, back now
me: examples
me: we have Homer, for instance, and other oral products of Greek culture, and we see that they are all narrative-based and make no reference to ethics
Catalina: no i mean with the internet
me: ah
me: my theory is that
me: the rise of the internet is having a similar positive effect
me: it exists as a sort of record of our cultural products
me: and makes it easier, for instance, to fact check, to find contradictions in the work of those who might otherwise not be detected as being full of shit
me: the ability to search through a great portion of our cultural products, for instance
me: actually, I'll just send you the epilogue to my book, which explains this all
Catalina: ok
me: suffice to say that Greek sophists operating withing an orality-based exchange could get away with quite a bit of nonsense that became less easy to get away with when things started getting written down
me: and I think we see a similar dynamic with pre-internet written products vs. post-internet written products, with the latter allowing for far better detection of falsities
Catalina: yeah, although i still think most people dont care
Catalina: crack baby thing
Catalina: was false
Catalina: most people i know still believe that shit
Catalina: maybe i just know a bunch of idiots
me: yeah, but people who rely on certain aspects of the internet for knowledge are now used to being able to verify or falsify any assertion in a matter of seconds
me: in a manner that would have been impossible 15 years ago
me: this isn't to say that just having access to the internet makes someone more intellectually rigorous, but rather than it makes it possible for those who are generally reasonable to access information in a way that their predecessors could not
Catalina: agreed
me: meanwhile
me: the new abundance of oral-visual information
me: may result in a large "underclass" of people who might have been reading more decades ago but will today consume this non-text info to the detriment of their critical thinking abilities
me: resulting in a sort of "new orality" which will have negative effects on the citizenry as a whole, insomuch as that oral-minded people are more easily manipulated
me: the chapter I sent you is the unedited version, has a few typos and some of the more expository portions needed to be rewritten, but it should give you a sense of the theory anyhow
me: fuck, I've got to make some serious revisions to this epilogue
me: I think I was nodding off when I wrote it
Catalina: hey im back on
Catalina: internet was out for a while
me: hey hey hey
me: anywho
me: I'll send you a different version of that chapter I sent you earlier when I'm done tweaking it
me: I was half-conscious while writing it, I seem to recall, and many parts are unclear
Catalina: ok
me: what are you doing now, if anything?
Catalina: im actually doing work
Catalina: called and scheduled some patients
Catalina: now i have to enter some MRI information in a database
me: carry on then
Catalina: thanks
Catalina: im leaving now
Catalina: later
me: adios