Catalina: just got in me: just strollin' into work whenever, eh? Catalina: yes me: me too me: I'm fucking with a Nigerian scammer Catalina: i know me: trying to arrange for him to go to Lagos to pick up Western Union money that doesn't exist Catalina: haha Catalina: entertaining me: they're trying the whole "Oh I'm a female in distress I need a life partner" thing me: which works on some people; there was this awesome New Yorker article about this douchebag Christian psychologist who fell for it and ended up going to prison for embezzlement in trying to get rich/hook up with non-existent female me: This one claims to be living in a refugee camp in Dakar, having fled Liberian civil war me: I'm trying to explain to "her" that civil war ended 11 years ago me: but that I will nonetheless send $4000 for her to help her family and come to New York to live with me Catalina: if it were real i think shed prefer that refugee camp to that bathroom of yours me: she'd be better off in the refugee camp me: oh snap Catalina: haha Catalina: i wish my officemate was here Catalina: i need amphetamines badly and i dont see psychiatrist until next week Catalina: i might have to go get coffee me: thankfully Straub finally came back with some opiate pill; I couldn't do any work yesterday due to withdrawals, which I didn't expect, thought I was totally off Catalina: are you feeling better? Catalina: carl got me naloxone me: I had to shoot a bag yesterday, took pills just now, hoping to taper off over next day Catalina: i finally collected a few things for you from here Catalina: but unfortunately i wont see you until i get back from texas Catalina: maybe i should mail them to you me: thanks, but I need to get off anyway, Mirna will hassle me if I'm still using when we're living together Catalina: ok me: I've told her I quite like three times, which was true, actually me: she has agreement with my mom to ensure I don't fall into my natural state of disrepair Catalina: how sweet me: yes, it's wonderful that my mom maintains a network of female spies me: what are you doing in Texas again? Catalina: visiting my family at our house Catalina: both my sisters will be there Catalina: and the baby me: ah, yes, I remember now me: baby viewing me: the traditional viewing of the baby Catalina: i like this baby Catalina: she doesnt like me though Catalina: she cries when i hold her me: maybe she's upset over the knowledge of your inevitable separation me: or maybe she doesn't like you Catalina: i dont know how to held her very well i guess Catalina: hold Catalina: children love me though Catalina: when i was drunk in florida at carls moms house i mostly hung out with this 5 year old girl who thought we were bffs Catalina: she even talked to my mom on the phone me: wow me: one sec me: whining foppery me: nevermind Catalina: are you talking about the important or prominent public figure that lives with you me: yeah me: whenever I make reference to foppery Catalina: ok well coffee time, then about 5 minutes of work, then ill probably have a long lunch, then ill work out me: have fun