Fwd: FW: Under No Circumstances Should You Hire Me.
Subject: Fwd: FW: Under No Circumstances Should You Hire Me.
From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Date: 1/13/10, 22:57
To: Christopher Koulouris <christopher@scallywagandvagabond.com>, caseyjonescaseyjones@gmail.com

Guys-

Christopher, meet Casey, and vice-versa. Casey is interested in doing several different things for us, including theater reviews, humorous essays, and coverage of some of our events. He also wanted to meet and talk a bit more about the publication and what he'd be doing for it, so I'm thinking that perhaps you two can perhaps get together at one of the events you'll be attending this or next week, Chris; perhaps you can let him know when and where you'll be next time you're out and the two of you can talk then.

Thanks,

Barrett

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From: Christopher Koulouris <christopher@scallywagandvagabond.com>
Date: Tue, Jan 12, 2010 at 4:39 AM
Subject: Fwd: FW: Under No Circumstances Should You Hire Me.
To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>


A good writer?

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From: Chris Koulouris <chris_koulouris@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 11, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Subject: FW: Under No Circumstances Should You Hire Me.
To: christopher@scallywagandvagabond.com




Date: Sun, 3 Jan 2010 14:45:36 -0500
Subject: Under No Circumstances Should You Hire Me.
From: caseyjonescaseyjones@gmail.com
To: gigs-9dsqy-1534297364@craigslist.org

To Whom It Concerns, 

My name is Casey Jones, and I am the last person you would want to work with. I'm a terrible writer with no experience whatsoever. I never listen to constructive criticism, I'm anything but a team player, I hate brain-storming and my penmanship is atrocious. 

I have an awful sense of humor, and I haven't trained with Saturday Night Live alumni to sharpen my writing. I've never written articles for ToyFare Magazine. I was never the head writer for a sketch comedy team, and I don't regularly perform with a comedy improv team here in New York. 

What's worse, I'm painfully slow to work with, and I have no sense of irony at all.

To cement my point, I'm enclosing my resume' (which might as well be a blank piece of paper) and a sample of my god-awful work. 
 
Under no circumstances should you contact me to ask me pertinent questions. I can't be reached at 240-994-3726.   Thank you for your time. 

Respectfully, 
Casey Jones


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