Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

12:51 PM me: ah ha ha ha
12:52 PM Caleb: You'll get the hiccups if you keep laughing like that.
12:54 PM So what's all this moving nonsense about there, friend?
12:55 PM me: ditching this faggot appartment
12:57 PM Caleb: But.. but... do you have a plan?

11 minutes
1:09 PM me: got a couple

35 minutes
1:44 PM Caleb: Dish, dish!
 me: important thing is, I'll be free
 Caleb: Yes, I understand.
1:45 PM But I need details.
  Else, however can I help you out?
1:46 PM me: either going to stay with this chick Miriam
  or share a room with Mirna next month
 Caleb: Your girlfriend Miriam?
1:47 PM me: or rent room at MElvin's grandfather's place
 Caleb: Your girlfriend Melvin's grandfather?
1:48 PM Welllll..??
  How can I help?
  Do you need money?

7 minutes
1:55 PM me: Yes, give me money
1:56 PM Caleb: Here you go.
  <<<Thousands of $$$$$>>>>
 me: THANKS LOL
1:57 PM Caleb: DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE!!!
  And also, you owe me a few hundred from that deposit.
 me: Get in line
1:58 PM Caleb: I am in line.
  First in line!
1:59 PM Which is to say, what kind of funds are you gonna have to move with?
2:00 PM Which is to say, why don't you semi-commit to couch-surfing for an indefinite period while I work on raising capital to finance my re-relocation back to New York?

5 minutes
2:05 PM me: might do that, actually
2:07 PM Caleb: No guarantees yet.
2:08 PM Let me hear back from a few more of these faggot news stations I've interviewed at.
2:09 PM me: word
2:11 PM Caleb: Lecture at Rutgers?
2:15 PM me: yep, tomorrow morning
 Caleb: Tell me more!