cool. if you supply all sound and all text i'll do it for 100. i think it will probably take me about 15 to 20 hours of work to make it real proper.
i think the text is good, but i'm unsure of what tone you are going for here. is it supposed to be scary then reassuring? or is it satirical? keep going with it, and hit me back when you've got the text. yo forget about the logo thing, i'll just remake it.