| From: "iholmes5@gmail.com" <iholmes5@gmail.com> |
9:18 PM me: sup g
9:22 PM iholmes5: About to go waste money in pursuit of getting laid. U?
me: staying home, finishing my book, it's due in two days
iholmes5: U in NYC?
me: yep
iholmes5: Coming to Dallas any time soon?
9:23 PM me: was just there
iholmes5: Thanks for calling me
me: thought you were in Austin
you live in Dallas again?
9:24 PM iholmes5: No, been living in Dallas since September
me: anyway, was too busy, my uncle has lung cancer and had to see ten other people and work on my book
iholmes5: I was in California over Xmas anyway
9:25 PM me: so, what you're saying is that you're a great big homofaggot
hey, check this out
http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/12/resolved-barrett-brown-is-putz.html
look at the pic and caption
9:27 PM iholmes5: Funny, who is the other McCain?
9:28 PM me: conservative fellow who wrote a book with Palin's ghostwriter, writes for American Spectator, etc.
I'm all teamed up with Charles Johnson against the guy
Charles Johnson being the guy who took down Dan Rather
Little Green Footballs
iholmes5: I haven't seen avatar but most Jews do suck
me: Avatar's gonna suck
9:29 PM my Jewish landlord rules
iholmes5: Ha
9:30 PM When can I read the book?
I want to write another Amazon review
9:31 PM me: I'll send you the manuscript when it's done
book comes out in April
gonna be much bigger this time
iholmes5: How long is the book?
9:32 PM me: about 70,000 words
Dodos was 45,000
plus this one's just plain better-written
iholmes5: So it'll take me about another months worth of shits to finish
9:33 PM me: probably a week for you with your fucking fucked-up stomach
I don't want you taking my book into the bathroom with you
9:34 PM iholmes5: Ha, it's better than u remember. I've lost like 20 pounds since I last saw you
I'm almost regular
me: 20 pounds of feces
iholmes5: Perhaps
9:35 PM me: okay, gotta go, have fun with your Dallas chicks
and white people in general
iholmes5: Later
me: word