me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWgH_gUexqs me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inzEWQRRsY Caleb: Put a tripod under that thing. me: will do Caleb: "Even *I* know these things are wrong!" me: stfu me: I don't have good presence me: that's what the girl's for Caleb: Oh. Caleb: Ava with an 'A'. Caleb: Drag. me: sorry Caleb: Look at thosthe barsthoolsth!! Caleb: Fag. me: just watch the fucking ava video Caleb: But how does she fuck? me: probably with many quirks Caleb: Where's she from? me: no idea Caleb: You didn't axe her where she's from? me: we've been talking business mostly, going to meet with her at greater length in a couple of days me: for the record me: I'm not going for her me: I really want to exploit her talent Caleb: Yo, do she need a job? me: yes Caleb: They hirin' at the Smoke Joint, ya heard? me: I offered already me: said she'd rather die than work in hospitality ever again Caleb: Yo, she can cook? me: Yo, John come over today? me: Yo, what time he came over? me: Yo, what time he left? me: Yo, you seen Josh? me: Yo, what is destiny? Caleb: What's with all these questions, Barrett? Caleb: You sound ridikilous. Caleb: But, for reals though. Caleb: When are you gonna fuck her? me: as soon as I no longer require her talents to pull my ass out of the frying pan me: so, never me: she's a find, though me: here me: http://www.youtube.com/user/avakaterina#p/a/u/2/jifOAezth4M me: watch this one me: she had a better version with amusing effects but took it down to finish it up