Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: umm.. im not sure about it
Catalina: i am extremely picky when it comes to girls
me: yeah, i'm not actually in favor it myself
me: as I suspect she has a crazy personality that would ruin everything and case the most awkward threesome ever
me: or maybe not
me: I just don't know
Catalina: you're still talking to her?
me: I JUST DON'T KNOW
Catalina: tsk tsk
me: how's wherever you are?
Catalina: baltimore
Catalina: is good
me: she Imed me last night to see if Andy wanted a gig next week
Catalina: having a great time so far
me: and then started asking me about my sex life
Catalina: drinking by myself as usual
me: things deteriorated from there
Catalina: oh
me: good, that's fun
Catalina: she sounds funny
Catalina: id have to meet her first
Catalina: and then know her for a while
Catalina: and then be extremel drunk
me: it's not worth it anyway
Catalina: we could say yes and take the drugs and leave
me: right
Catalina: oh i watched porn the other day
me: I called out this McCain fellow again today and challenged him to a little e-mail debate/duel again, will appear on Huffington Post and so force him to respond
Catalina: first time ever
me: that's what Miriam announced she was doing last night
Catalina: well that sounds productive
Catalina: it was bad
me: anyway, I want him to debate me so that I can print it verbatim in the book and thus spend less time writing that particular chapter
Catalina: not sexy at all
me: most porn is retarded
Catalina: it was a seinfeld parody
Catalina: just awful
me: that's theme porn like the nonsense Straub and Burning Angel do
Catalina: now i cant see seinfeld on tv without blushing
me: do you really go around blushing?
Catalina: no
me: I see
Catalina: it just the rosacea
Catalina: and alcohol
me: one sec
Catalina: thats smart.. the idea about putting that in the book
me: now this Charles Johnson guy who I'm sure I've mentioned twenty times wants me to help him with his book
me: we had a big strategy phone session yesterday
me: and did all our wacky blogger planning
me: McCain's old associate just got sentenced
Catalina: why/
me: making a bunch of death threats
me: okay
Catalina: you can get sentenced for that?
me: Melvin is singing alanis morrisette
me: and then
Catalina: you get death threats all the times
me: claims the opposite of spoon is a fork
Catalina: which song?
me: ironic
Catalina: oh no!
Catalina: well i guess any song by her would be bad
Catalina: do you have a picture of miriam?
Catalina: is she cute?