| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
2:46 PM Catalina: hey, i have limited computer access since i told him i looked at the emails
things are fine actually
me: lol, good one
2:47 PM I see. No wacky incidents?
Catalina: not really. He has cameras following him around for a documentary on the war on drugs
2:48 PM so we have to be on best behavior
me: i see. no scandals allowed, then
Catalina: spent last 2 nights drinking heavily at his mothers house
i did
not him
2:49 PM me: do you and his mother get along?
Catalina: umm.. we dont talk much, i talk to his sisters more, and one of his nephews took me to the beach yesterday
me: very well
Catalina: how have you been
2:50 PM me: good, four thousand words into next chapter and selling ten bundles to some honkey cat for a tidy profit
and Straub gets his porn money tomorrow, $500 of which goes to m
me
2:51 PM Catalina: good
me: plus I get $370 from BushwickBk tonight
and Melvin is apparently staying in our living room until the 20th
2:52 PM Catalina: is he paying you?
me: also, managed to get out of my dad's proposed plan whereby I would have flown from Dallas to Kansas City to go hunting and then flow back the next day
Catalina: i just watched terror in mumbai
i didnt realize you hunt
me: yeah, fifty a week for six weeks plus a little on top of that for rent
2:53 PM I do, only because my dad is a fucking psycho nut hunter who blew all his millions on safaris in the '80s
Catalina: really? thats crazy
me: he took me to Africa last year for a hunting spree at his friend's property
Catalina: he sounds interesting
me: yeah, he was nearly killed by a lion one time
2:54 PM also shot with a shotgun once
Catalina: by you?
me: I've got a DVD of my safari
nah, some idiot
they were bird hunting
I'm actually a damn good shot, took out a black wildebeast at 300 yards last year
2:55 PM but I don't really give a shit about it
Catalina: a black one eh?
me: yeah, white power
Catalina: sounds like something youd do
me: well, he owed me rent money
Catalina: haha
me: the DVD is funny because my dad's in it
Catalina: well we should watch it
me: and he's nuts
yeah
2:56 PM one sec
2:57 PM damn new jersey guy
2:58 PM he's driving up with his wife to come buy these drunks and asking me questions about parking like I would know
lol, buy these drunks
drugs, rather
Catalina: i knew what you meant
but still laughed
2:59 PM me: well, I could have been selling Andy
I've got title to him
Catalina: haha
the mumbai documentary was interesting. i had no idea that even happened
i guess thats what happens with no tv and no internet and i dont read anything that matter
me: what was it about again?
oh, the attacks
Catalina: yeah
3:00 PM me: that was a pretty successful one
Catalina: what was?
me: that particular terrorist attack
Catalina: yeah
me: if you look at them in terms of cost/damage done, Mumbai is high up there
3:01 PM a lot of terrorists are incompetent
3:02 PM Catalina: bad news
im probably going to stay here longer
3:03 PM until monday or so
ill let you know
anyway i have to go
later
3:04 PM me: adios