From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

1:44 PM Joshua: 4 bedroom
1 bath
view of Manhattan
closet and storage space
1 block from the Morgan L stop
lots of windows
close to coffeeshops, bars, grocery store
Give me a call at 512-466-6886.
  how's that?
  pretty clever huh?
1:45 PM barrett???
1:46 PM i could give you a writer credit
  ads by barrett brown
1:47 PM you could meet more women by showing our apartment
1:48 PM incentive?
 me: I'll take care of it a bit later
  got to book a flight and finish onion article real quick
 Joshua: alright

11 minutes
2:00 PM me: almost accidentally forwarded a book chapter to caleb forgetting that it had a note to Catalina on top
2:01 PM Joshua: lol
 me: a very unambiguous note

5 minutes
2:07 PM Joshua: graphic description of oral and anal sex?
 me: no, that's not my style
 Joshua: lolol
  pillow lips
  i can still smell you on my pillow
 me: the last line was "I hope that things stay just as they are now for as long as they can."
2:08 PM which would have been hard to explain
 Joshua: that's almost romantic
  you really like this one
 me: it's been an unusually romantic affair
 Joshua: lolol
 me: loooooool
  ..... l
 Joshua: ....
2:09 PM yes
 me: ol

35 minutes
2:44 PM Joshua: don'tworry about the ad - kevin already wrote one - unless you really want to
 me: that's okay, I'm sure he's more than qualified
2:45 PM he seems to believe he's smarter than I am
 Joshua: i c
2:46 PM me: that's what Melvin told me this morning, anyway
  fomenting conflict as per usual
 Joshua: i would go with that - makes sense
  oh that melvin
2:47 PM i was just hoping to get some people by this afternoon to look at it since i'm working from home
2:49 PM me: oic