| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
12:09 PM Joshua: barrett... man of the hour
how are you old chap
???
wonderful
12:10 PM trying to rent my apartment - wanted you to proofread my post
or - give me one of yours and i could alter it
since you have a talent for this communication via words thing
12:16 PM me: fag
Joshua: lololol
12:18 PM me: I want to slit every gay man's throat
I AM BEANIE MAN
stupid Jamaicans
Joshua: that's the barrett i know
12:19 PM how many gay jamaicans have you know
n
12:20 PM do you mind sending me one of your apartment posts
12:21 PM me: If I did
Joshua: go on
me: it would be to the detriment of the customer
12:22 PM who would think they were moving in with someone charming like me
as opposed to someone like you who cannot write
also, what?
I'll write you one
Joshua: that is true
12:23 PM me: send me yours, actually
Joshua: ok
give me a minute to write one
me: wait, you're renting your room?
Joshua: no - we're moving out
12:24 PM me: all of you
?
Joshua: that's it
me: so this is to find people to move in to that place
12:25 PM Joshua: andrew and kevin are moving closer to the city and john and i are probably moving in to another one of moshe's buildings
yep
me: your lease is incomplete, then?
12:26 PM Joshua: nope - we're month to month
have been since september
12:27 PM me: so why are you guys renting out the place?
12:28 PM Joshua: because we are trying to get people to fill the lease by the 15 so we can all move on the 15th - that's when their lease starts
to make it easier on the ol' landlord
12:29 PM he hasn't offered us anything for assistance yet
me: I see
Joshua: but...