Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

11:51 AM Caleb: Climategate!
 me: ah, yes
 Caleb: Copenhagen!!
  Cap and trade!!
 me: climate gate
 Caleb: Climategatesss!!!
 me: do me a huge favor
11:52 AM I need to draw on your critical glance
  about to e-mail you the
  Friedman chapter
  short version
  identify anything that needs to be changed
11:53 AM Caleb: Word.
  So I sitting in my room the other day, ruing the day that I ever subjected myself to this endless nightmare of existence.
11:54 AM Down the hall, I could hear my grandmother watching Fox News and chit-chatting with my uncle.
 me: go on
 Caleb: The news flash came on regarding the recent train-bombing in Russia that killed so many dozens of commies.
  From my grandmother's lips:
11:55 AM me: ah, yes
  you'll like this chapter, then
 Caleb: "See, they've never had this terrorism stuff over there in Russia."
11:56 AM I'm pretty sure the implication, furthermore, was that Obama was somehow to blame.
 me: well
 Caleb: So if you could do me a huge favor.
 me: it did happen during his presidency
11:57 AM Caleb: And press that Scalabonds and Vagawags guy for the $590 deposit moneys.
11:58 AM And send it to me so I can at least move to Amarillo or Austin or some other fuck-all place that's appreciably far away enough from this sick madness.

5 minutes
12:03 PM me: he doesn't have it
  guy doesn't have any big money
12:05 PM Caleb: Alas.
  No one does.