| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
11:51 AM Caleb: Climategate!
me: ah, yes
Caleb: Copenhagen!!
Cap and trade!!
me: climate gate
Caleb: Climategatesss!!!
me: do me a huge favor
11:52 AM I need to draw on your critical glance
about to e-mail you the
Friedman chapter
short version
identify anything that needs to be changed
11:53 AM Caleb: Word.
So I sitting in my room the other day, ruing the day that I ever subjected myself to this endless nightmare of existence.
11:54 AM Down the hall, I could hear my grandmother watching Fox News and chit-chatting with my uncle.
me: go on
Caleb: The news flash came on regarding the recent train-bombing in Russia that killed so many dozens of commies.
From my grandmother's lips:
11:55 AM me: ah, yes
you'll like this chapter, then
Caleb: "See, they've never had this terrorism stuff over there in Russia."
11:56 AM I'm pretty sure the implication, furthermore, was that Obama was somehow to blame.
me: well
Caleb: So if you could do me a huge favor.
me: it did happen during his presidency
11:57 AM Caleb: And press that Scalabonds and Vagawags guy for the $590 deposit moneys.
11:58 AM And send it to me so I can at least move to Amarillo or Austin or some other fuck-all place that's appreciably far away enough from this sick madness.
12:03 PM me: he doesn't have it
guy doesn't have any big money
12:05 PM Caleb: Alas.
No one does.