So, I was sitting here minding my own business just now, doin' mah work and whatnot, when Melvin and Straub come back from the little party next door with this moderately almost attractive chick. I go back to my room and eventually hear her moaning in the den. When she finally stops, I go out to get a cigarette and she's sitting there topless; Melvin and Straub had double teamed her in my fucking den. And her breasts are frankly not good. My ultimate goal is now to live alone and not have any friends ever again.