| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
3:46 PM me: what'd you learn?
stranger danger?
don
3:47 PM don't let strange men take you into their bedrooms and poke you with needles?
I hope not
Catalina: i learned that intent does not matter as much as how a person percieves your actions
me: oh, right
that obviously false thing
3:48 PM Catalina: then i kind of fell asleep
we had to watch a video and it was dark
3:49 PM hows work going for you
me: basically finished chapter last night
or rather got it into condition whereby it looks completed
3:50 PM now must detox since I have breathing room
3:51 PM Catalina: what do you mean?
me: must go through my withdrawals
Catalina: why?
3:54 PM me: have to do it sometime soon anyway, can't afford to do a bundle a day forever, was just doing it because really needed chapter finished and couldn't get it done if I'm sweating and unable to concentrate
3:55 PM Catalina: oh, makes sense
4:08 PM me: ah, the good puerto ricans are here
4:16 PM Catalina: the good ones? cause you kicked the bad ones out or are you just calling them the "good puerto ricans" like when people say the good lord or something?
4:17 PM im going to run
the one good thing about this job: treadmills!
4:23 PM me: actual good puerto ricans
the ones who smoke blunts with me and then leave in a timely manner
4:24 PM ah, you've got a little health club
very la-di-da
a lot of this chapter needs to be rewritten, I think
4:25 PM Catalina: why?
me: could be better
4:26 PM has to be the greatest work of political humor in American history and thus the world
Catalina: its a good thing my office mate is never here, otherwise my changing in the office could be considered sexual harassment
4:27 PM me: it is perception, not intent
PERCEPTION
Catalina: and my intention is not to harass her
4:28 PM but she might perceive my nudity as harassment
me: your nudity is very threatening, after all
Catalina: might be to her
she is bulimic and kinda chunky
4:29 PM i dont understand bulimics
4:30 PM how much time do you need to produce the greatest work of political humor in American history and thus the world?
4:32 PM ok im running now, later