From: jen corbett <jennifer.e.corbett@gmail.com>
Date: 12/4/09, 16:27
To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>

Hey I found your non-scarf cyber punk headband under my bed.  U want it?  (also the Pakistani guy at the deli wears a cyber punk scarf around his head too.  are you guys working together? ;) 

I'd under no circumstances ever date you again, but it would be good if we could be friends and hang out as such.  However, I gotta say, you really hurt my feelings last time we met...