| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
12:29 PM Joshua: double date on for tonight?
me: lol
12:30 PM Catalina's coming tomorrow
boy's night in
Joshua: let's find some new vagina
lol
me: I hope your girlfriend likes drinking lots of vodka, because that's what we do on our dates!
lol find em fuck em forget em
12:31 PM Joshua: lololl
divya's coming over tomorrow too
lol
lololol
me: lol
stove top stuffing
as it were
12:32 PM Joshua: i understand completely
union?
lower east side?
lololol
me: lol no
Joshua: lol
me: I can't go anywhere
I must defend the house
Joshua: lol
12:33 PM that's crazy lol
from what/who
?
12:44 PM me: Pete
pulled a knife last night in altercation with Melvin and I
the two of them danced around each other expressing their respective willingness to fight
as is the custom
12:45 PM Joshua: i'm aware
me: finally i said, "Okay, that's enough, knock if off"
and Pete left, but vowed to catch me on the street
Joshua: so - patched up your melvin troubles
?
me: gotta catch em all
certainly, I'm allied with Eastasia
12:46 PM i've always been allied with eastasia
Melvin's here right now
or rather just went to get some chronic
12:47 PM (slang for marijuana)
Joshua: i heard that
12:49 PM very well
12:50 PM me: What they needed to see was American boys and girls going house to house, from Basra to Baghdad, um and basically saying, "Which part of this sentence don't you understand?" You don't think, you know, we care about our open society, you think this bubble fantasy, we're just gonna to let it grow? Well, Suck. On. This.
12:52 PM Joshua: thank you barrett
1:12 PM Joshua: i just ate an entire medium anchovy, ham, and jalapeno pizza
i am so bad
me: !!!
Joshua: lol
lol
lololol
me: I hate you because you can do that!
Joshua: i just don't know where it goes