| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
3:57 PM Catalina: hey
me: yo yo yo
3:58 PM these are pretty cute socks, I hung them up on my bamboo tie rack for safekeeping
Catalina: thanks
you are so lucky not to have an office job
me: crackhead pete came by last night and went for his knife while arguing with Andy so I had to push him out of the apartment
3:59 PM Catalina: oh no, still with the drama
me: I know, I worked at an ad firm for a month before quitting
yes, but I told him we'd disable him if he came back, so hopefully he won't come back
the uncouth fellow!
THE SCOUNDREL!
4:00 PM thank God I got him out of there when I did, as our new roommate showed up two minutes later
it would have been difficult to explain why I was fighting with a murderous Puerto Rican crackhead
Catalina: haha
also
i am not a call girl
me: trying to maintain the ambiance
Catalina: i dont have "dates"
me: call girls don't have affairs
4:01 PM sophisticated young Manhattan girls have affairs
Catalina: i am also not sophisticated
me: relative to this neighborhood, you are
4:02 PM maybe sophisticated is the wrong word
Catalina: i need to go home.
me: I've gotten about five e-mails regarding the craigslist ad for the room from girls who are not actually looking for a room
4:03 PM sick?
Catalina: weird
not really sick
its just been a long day and i might kill someone if i stay here
me: understood
Catalina: ill talk to you later
me: word