Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
2:32 PM Caleb: Hey, bitch.
2:34 PM me: bitch, bitch
Caleb: Hey.
What's up, bitch?
2:35 PM How is your bitchy little ass?
Bitch?
*.
me: pretty bitchy
Caleb: So I've got an interview in Amarillo tomorrow, bitch.
Jealous?
2:36 PM me: oh, absolutey
Caleb: Good.
You should be.
2:37 PM It's at the NBC affiliate, you see.
They're looking for a photographer/editor to produce their station promos.
me: very well
2:38 PM that's right up your alley
you've got the chops
2:39 PM Caleb: Only one thing's missing.
I need music.
I need a composer.
Who do I know that can write music for local news promos?
Who?!
2:40 PM me: MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK HIM IF THAT'S UNUSUAL, IF HE CAUGHT THAT FISH
okay, I must depart, am late
Caleb: Late for what, bro?
ARE YOU PREGNANT?!?!
me: finishing chapter, fuck off
2:46 PM Caleb: If you get bored:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8z7-DIa1As&feature=player_embedded
2:47 PM me: I saw the whole movie
Caleb: Well then.
Finish your faggot book, faggot Brown.