Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

2:32 PM Caleb: Hey, bitch.
2:34 PM me: bitch, bitch
 Caleb: Hey.
  What's up, bitch?
2:35 PM How is your bitchy little ass?
  Bitch?
  *.
 me: pretty bitchy
 Caleb: So I've got an interview in Amarillo tomorrow, bitch.
  Jealous?
2:36 PM me: oh, absolutey
 Caleb: Good.
  You should be.
2:37 PM It's at the NBC affiliate, you see.
  They're looking for a photographer/editor to produce their station promos.
 me: very well
2:38 PM that's right up your alley
  you've got the chops
2:39 PM Caleb: Only one thing's missing.
  I need music.
  I need a composer.
  Who do I know that can write music for local news promos?
  Who?!
2:40 PM me: MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK HIM IF THAT'S UNUSUAL, IF HE CAUGHT THAT FISH
  okay, I must depart, am late
 Caleb: Late for what, bro?
  ARE YOU PREGNANT?!?!
 me: finishing chapter, fuck off

6 minutes
2:46 PM Caleb: If you get bored:
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8z7-DIa1As&feature=player_embedded
2:47 PM me: I saw the whole movie
 Caleb: Well then.
  Finish your faggot book, faggot Brown.