Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

1:07 PM Catalina: awesome picture
1:08 PM someone right outside my office is having the best loud phone conversation
1:09 PM "last time I spoke to you we were engaged and about to get married then you stopped answering your phone"
 me: lol
 Catalina: this is hilarious, i have to go see who it is.

11 minutes
1:21 PM Catalina: so apparently they were going to get married, she stopped answering her phone and moved to florida and he saw an ad of her on craigslist, now she wants to get back together and hes pissed and yelling right outside my door.
  people are hilarious... from a distance
1:23 PM me: what the fuck
  that's kind of bizarre
1:24 PM AND FRANKLY UNPROFESSIONAL
 Catalina: i dont think he actually works here, there's some construction going on and hes one of the construction guys, he is on the job though
1:25 PM me: apparently this editor/publisher/roommate of mine is not gay
  I always assumed he was
  he's just really foreign
1:26 PM spent too much time in Europe
 Catalina: how did this come up?
  his not being gay?
  when you leaned over for a kiss?
1:27 PM me: last night he was talking about this 22 year old chick he's seeing and how he feels "like a pedophile" for seeing her since he's 40 or something
1:28 PM I didn't get a chance to try to kiss him
  anyway, he just cultivates a really foppish and European style
1:30 PM Catalina: he'll be an interesting addition to your place
  or den of awesomeness
1:31 PM i have to go and spend the rest of my day in meetings.
  they are so painful i feel like tearing my hair out. or killing someone.
  later
1:32 PM me: have fun