| Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com |
| From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com> |
10:09 PM me: the Yemenis at the deli by my house just gave me some khat
BushwickBK.com: WHOA
10:10 PM did he explain how you do it?
10:11 PM me: I already knew, used to live in Dar es Salaam
BushwickBK.com: orly
me: you just chew it kind of chew it and swallow the juice
BushwickBK.com: what's the hi like
mild?
10:12 PM me: I got it for being the nicest customer in Bushwick
BushwickBK.com: if so I'd liek to try it
me: it's an amphetamine-like stimulant
just started chewing it ten minutes ago
BushwickBK.com: I don't know shit about this stuff
me: and am on pills also so hard to say
BushwickBK.com: ah
me: plus weed, and I'm drunk
but can definitely feel it
BushwickBK.com: haha
10:13 PM me: also, I think I might be falling in love with this girl
BushwickBK.com: ah love
10:33 PM me: also, it turns out that my new roommate, the editor fellow, isn't gay at all
I thought he was for the entire year I've known him
10:34 PM but he's got a 20-year-old girlfriend, apparently
BushwickBK.com: haha
just kinda fruity?
me: he just cultivates a very foppish, European, Oscar Wilde sort of personality
BushwickBK.com: gotcha
10:35 PM yeah gaydar doesn't seem to actually work in north brooklyn
me: and he's Australian but seems to have spent most of his time in the fashionable cities
yeah, I guess not
I'm just glad I never said anything
10:36 PM because I was this close last night when he was over to asking him if he was seeing any particular guy at the moment
and was about to set him up with somebody
BushwickBK.com: ouch
10:37 PM me: BECAUSE I'M SO PROGRESSIVE THAT I DON'T SEE PEOPLE AS BEING GAY OR STRAIGHT I JUST SEE THEM AS PEOPLE AGREGREHSEGHRESHSHSTHSHSTH
lol just kidding I don't
BushwickBK.com: lol
me: anyway, I'm going to expend my khat powers on my Thomas Friedman chapter now. you should try to come by perhaps on Friday evening
or whenever
10:38 PM meet my new straight roommate
laterz
BushwickBK.com: cool later