What about either of these

I'm waiting for us to go all in with the war and combine our foreign
policy with our glutenous capitalism and start shipping McDonald's
over to Iraq. You could call it "operation kill the terrorists
slowly". "Hey how'd they finally get Bin Ladon?" "Diabetes."

Or People aren't criticizing Obama because our last President was so
bad. It's kinda like we just got out of an abusive relationship, where
our last boyfriend was so batshit crazy anything the new guy does is
amazing by comparison. "How's the new boyfriend?" Well he doesn't
water board me. "Hm put a ring on that finger girlfriend!"

On Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 3:21 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
> Okay, actually can you think of some jokey criticism of U.S. policy that
> your European audiences tend to go for? Basically, I'm going to stick it in
> this paragraph:
>
> What does the accelerating success of this progressive young couple tell us
> about the here and now and perhaps even the little bit later? Kilstein,
> whose act draws heavily on politics and religion, has won particular acclaim
> in Europe, the denizens of which are hungry for reassurance that Americans
> still understand irony. SHORT FUNNY LINE ABOUT HOW AMERICA SUCKS ZOMG LOL
> That he is far better known internationally than he is in the U.S. may
> probably be explained by this desire for an America that can once again
> evoke laughter of the intentional sort.
>
> On Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 2:39 PM, <jamiekilstein@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Cool. In my head I didn't say anything funny so let me know. I also just
>> posted new standup on my myspace so feel free to pull from it
>>
>> Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
>>
>> ________________________________
>> From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
>> Date: Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:37:38 -0500
>> To: <jamiekilstein@gmail.com>
>> Subject: Re: lol
>> Actually, I'll just go ahead and use one of the lines here and integrate
>> them into one of the existing paragraphs; otherwise, I'll get back to you.
>>
>> On Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 2:15 PM, <jamiekilstein@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> Oh god. Topic?
>>>
>>> Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
>>>
>>> ________________________________
>>> From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
>>> Date: Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:13:48 -0500
>>> To: <jamiekilstein@gmail.com>
>>> Subject: Re: lol
>>> Oops, forgot the reason for e-mailing you - he wants me to throw in one
>>> of your jokes. I was thinking of just using one of your joke-y answers, but
>>> it might be better if you provide me with your best one. It would need to be
>>> pretty short
>>> as the piece is supposed to be kept under 800 words. Let me know what you
>>> can do.
>>>
>>> On Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 2:03 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> The editor just approved the article on you guys so it should be running
>>>> sometime in the next two months, perhaps earlier.
>>>>
>>>> On Sat, Nov 21, 2009 at 3:06 PM, <jamiekilstein@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> I am never proud of anything I say but was pretty thrilled about that
>>>>>
>>>>> Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
>>>>>
>>>>> ________________________________
>>>>> From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
>>>>> Date: Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:05:28 -0500
>>>>> To: jamie kilstein<jamiekilstein@gmail.com>
>>>>> Subject: lol
>>>>> "The smoke spelled out 'read Harpers'"
>>>>
>>>
>>
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