| Subject: Chat with Miriam Carothers |
| From: Miriam Carothers <m.w.carothers@gmail.com> |
4:21 PM Miriam: Oh gross! The batshit crazy handyman here at work who is like, 65 told me that he had an "erotic" dream about me! EEEEW!
Is that sexual harassment?
4:22 PM me: lol, yes
4:23 PM Miriam: I think I puked a little in my mouth when he was telling me about it.
me: erotic dream, lol
Miriam: WTF??????????????
me: EROTIC DREAM IT WAS EROTIC
Miriam: Freaks.
me: what a funny phrase
you should assault him
4:24 PM Miriam: No shit. This skeevy old dude called it an "erotic" an "sensual" dream. Why me?
me: reminds me of the term "erotic play" from Brave New World
sensual
Miriam: So gnarly.
4:25 PM Maybe I should tell his bosses? Or wait to see if it happens again?
4:26 PM me: try not to get the poor weirdo fired
just hit him with a pint glass
Miriam: That basically ruined my day. He then followed me around and that's why I was on the computer "researching" earlier. I was fucking HIDING from this nut job.
4:27 PM My pint glass hurling days are over sadly.
me: I see
Miriam: aaargh.
me: you should probably address it then
Miriam: How's your day going?
4:28 PM me: brief
Miriam: Any sexual harassment to speak of?
me: hmmm
4:29 PM not that I can recall
getting e-mails from lots of girls for the room I'm renting out
it's always girls
Miriam: good times
me: I write charming ads
Miriam: ha
4:30 PM Josh's old room/
?
me: that last gf was one of them
sort of
the apartment was renovated a while back
4:31 PM Miriam: You're the only original tenant from that group I met 2 years ago?
me: yep
Miriam: And you don't have any current roommates?
4:32 PM me: no, I do
Miriam: that must be an irritating financial burden.
me: just been a lot of shifting around, temporary people, etc
I had to pay the whole rent last month but that was due to incompetence on the part of others, not vacancies
Miriam: Temporary people would make me nervous.
4:33 PM But it seems that you're home all the time...
me: some publisher/editor I used to work for is coming by today and might move in, strangely enough
Miriam: Azusa said she saw some amusing clip of you on Fox News for awhile back.
4:34 PM me: yeah, it was very amusing
they had me debate some giant douchebag minister fellow
4:35 PM Miriam: wow. weird! I'll have to check it out. Send it to me?
me: it's on youtube, just look up Barrett Brown
4:36 PM Miriam: will do then. I'm sure Fuller showed it to her.
4:38 PM me: http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/30/gay-bashing-woman-hu.html
4:39 PM Miriam: I'll look at links later, still on werk computers. Thanks though.
4:49 PM Miriam: later skater! :D