| Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins |
| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
2:38 PM me: so, Rebich coming up soon?
2:46 PM Joshua: nope - remember - he canceled
2:50 PM me: what a faggot
why?
Joshua: what's her name is bringing the kid to see him around that time
2:51 PM son?
i mean Son!
me: that's stupid
Joshua: now now
me: I've got more projects going on than that damned kid
anyway, I'm trying to convince Caleb to move back
Joshua: lets not say things we don't mean
oh right
me: offered him a plane ticket up here
Joshua: that's nice of you
2:52 PM me: wait, that would fuck up my whole Catalina thing
Joshua: i think he should take it
me: damnit
Joshua: that's also true
well how many times has she "paid out"
in "gold coins"
so to speak
2:53 PM me: a couple
Friday was most recent occasion
Joshua: that's nice
me: basically, three weekends in a row
Joshua: and how far into the future do you see this being fruitful
2:54 PM buy the ticket for then
i trust your judgment
me: I don't really plan ahead
Joshua: guesstimate
me: it'll be at least a couple of months before he can come up anyway
Joshua: riht
me: he needs to accrue funds
2:55 PM on the other hand, fuck him
Joshua: i can't believe that im didn't try to spell check guesstimate
good point - lets none of us have a cow
me: he's been attempting to take my girls since 6th fucking grade
seriously, I found e-mails on his old computer
to my 6th grade girlfriend
2:56 PM Joshua: if i remember correctly you stole catalinas number from his phone the first time he came up to visit
me: don't remember
Joshua: you were right to do so
me: I don't think I ever called her
Joshua: doesn't matter
me: what I do remember
2:57 PM Joshua: go on
me: is me and caleb and her and others hanging out at Kings when I first met her to any real extent, and I got really drunk and talked to her and later announced that she totally wanted me
and everyone mocked me for it
WHO'S MOCKING NOW
Joshua: who wets the bed now, Millhouse
2:58 PM ?
me: I'M A REAL BOY JUST LIKE YOU
lol, that thing
Joshua: so, andrew was saying that you were planning on meeting up with him to watch the saints game in manhattan
tonight
2:59 PM me: yeah, no
I specifically told him that I'm very busy
and don't like Manhattan or football
Joshua: oh yeah
forgot
lol
me: that Diamond Age is a hell of a book
3:00 PM Joshua: i imagine so
me: you never read it?
Joshua: nope
i was going to but career got in the way
3:01 PM probably will at some point
3:02 PM me: no you won't
3:03 PM Joshua: so, did the other girl move out
?
me: yeah
strange thing is
Joshua: why?
me: the editor of Scallywag and Vagabond might move in
drama
Joshua: i c
3:04 PM did she sleep with straub
me: Scott sort-of-kind-of hit his girlfriend by accident the other night but not really
Joshua: i c
me: also, she thinks her camera was stolen
and it probably was
Joshua: right
go on
is scott paying rent
?
3:05 PM me: sort of
Joshua: i c
have you thought of purging and finding new roommates
me: he's given me $200 out of 600 for this month
and lost his job
Joshua: i c
it's the 30th
me: well, we'll see
he's apparently selling his computer
3:06 PM Joshua: i understand
me: and that girl is supposedly giving him a check on the 5th
3:07 PM Joshua: so, is his girlfriend living there too
?
me: not anymore
she left on Saturday
Joshua: so , where is this check coming from
the girl that left
me: yeah
I guess
3:08 PM anyway
Joshua: i c
well
...
me: yes
3:09 PM so, I guess I'll make him leave at some point
Joshua: it looks like john and i may not be moving out until feb
me: right
3:10 PM Joshua: i don't know whats going on with andrew, but insistent upon confusing the moving process as much as possible
me: meanwhile, Melvin now says he'll pay me the $300 he owes me
Joshua: i c
well that's nice
me: so, another swing of the pendelum
3:11 PM Joshua: life is a highway...
me: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
ot
Joshua: i deserve that
me: lololol
oh, so, Miriam keeps IMing me
3:12 PM she wants to have sex
what should I do?
Joshua: she said that specifically
?
that's odd
me: yes
Joshua: i dont give a shit
me: I mean, from my standpoint
not yours, dumbass
is this dangerous?
Joshua: oh, well
me: y/n?
3:13 PM Joshua: i would say less dangerous than other things currently present in your life - i would - if i found her attractive
me: right
3:14 PM I haven't seen her in two years
I've already sort of led her on
because that's what I do
Joshua: yeah - maybe look at some facebook pictures first
me: I did
Joshua: and
me: hard to determine
Joshua: oh
me: seems to shift back and forth
3:15 PM Joshua: i don't find her to be attractive - but then again - i'm sure i've fucked girls that you wouldn't find attractive either
i wouldn't go out of my way
me: well, of course
Joshua: yes yes
3:16 PM relative to you
me: this would be something where she comes over with liquor and pills and we take them and have sex and then I work on my laptop until she leaves
like that last gf
on the other hand
actually, I'm going to pull the plug on this
Joshua: i understand - not like the weekend catalina visits that are emotiionally charged
3:17 PM me: lol
Joshua: lololol
find em fuck em and forget em
right barrett
me: llllllllllllllllllllol
bada bing bada boom
3:18 PM Joshua: stugots
3:22 PM me: yeah, there's no reason for me to interact with Miriam at all. Thanks, dad, you're the best.
Joshua: lol