Caleb: Interesting. Caleb: Where did you unearth that? me: on his wikipedia page me: his buttocks muscles are great at milking loads Caleb: So he claims. me: i believe him Caleb: You believe everything you read. Caleb: What're you doing for Thanksgiving? me: going to straub's parents house Caleb: That sounds wholesome. me: yeah Caleb: Gonna eat some turkey? Caleb: Gobble gobble!! me: lol me: gobble gobble indeed me: turkey sound me: sound turkeys make Caleb: Are you gonna invite your lady-friend? me: yeah, that's over Caleb: Oh, dude. Caleb: I'm sorry. me: sniff Caleb: I'm sorry for your feelings, dude. me: I had to shoot smack and make out with another girl in front of her to make her go away me: because breaking up didn't seem to work Caleb: THAT'S LIKE USING A BAZOOKA TO KILL A FLY!!! me: no it me: is not Caleb: So who's your new special lady? me: gentleman never tells Caleb: Very well. Caleb: A gentleman never tells who he makes out with in front of his girlfrend after shooting skag. Caleb: I understand. me: well played Caleb: So, have you given up on Huffington Post? me: no, finishing my book, it's overdue me: also other stuff Caleb: Bitch. Caleb: You're a bitch, bitch. me: my cousin is here with me at the strip club