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From:
Miriam Carothers <m.w.carothers@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Nov 24, 2009 at 3:04 AM
Subject: Chat with Miriam Carothers
To:
barriticus@gmail.com1:59 AM Miriam: nice pix
me: which pics?
2:00 AM Miriam: did you know that 9/11 was an inside job?
me: yeah, I was informed beforehand
by the Freemasons or something
2:01 AM Miriam: Yale. Pweeze.
me: plus I helped to blame it on the Muslims afterwards
Miriam: Alive and KICKING
me: using NANOTECHNOLOGY
2:02 AM WINTERMUTE
Miriam: This trial in NYcis quite clever...
me: I haven't followed it
Miriam: Military courts could
me: Have you been up to anything interesting?
Miriam: be off the register
2:03 AM yes.
me: You should list a couple of them along with brief summaries of each one
for fun
2:04 AM Miriam: ok, since we last hung out?
I'm soooo game
me: very well
Miriam: Say go.
me: can you edit videos?
Miriam: No.
2:05 AM me: Do you have any extraordinary talents in terms of aesthetics or intellectual strains?
2:06 AM are you an artist or any such thing?
Miriam: Yes and yes and yes.
me: that's exciting
2:07 AM Miriam: I know!
me: don't you live around Flushing and Broadway?
Miriam: And I have the better docs.
NO! LIC MO FO!
me: oicc
Miriam: That's where the hip kids hang.
2:08 AM oicc?
me: Did you read the novel?
meant to write oic
2:09 AM Miriam: Parts. It made me ill. With embarassment. :(
OIC?
wha?
me: "oh I see"
Miriam: I don't speak yer newfangled lingo
erm.
2:10 AM I speak Archie comic book, EEGaDS! Harrumph!
UUUrgh!
2:11 AM Or, 60's Batman, OOOOOOOoooF! KaPLoooW!
2:13 AM Like,Veronica Lodge's dad would go "EEgaaads" at her bill after charging a hottie dress to wear to the dance with Archie...
2:14 AM me: For some reason my mom bought me and sent me those when I was a kid at camp instead of getting me non-faggy comic books
Miriam: duh
Nobody sent me them ever. My little sis was into them like a banshee.
2:15 AM I played with jigsaw puzzles like an epic loser.
Atleast your momwanted to make you a Archie reading faggot.
2:16 AM My cats sat on my key pad btw.
So the type is clustered here and there
2:17 AM Ennyvay. EEEGADS!
Holey SHNIKEY!
me: YOU'RE LYING
Miriam: No,that was later....
me: THESE ARE ALL LIES
Miriam: huh?>
me: so
2:18 AM Miriam: Erm...ok. wha>?
2:19 AM me: I believe we're having another party over here soon, same apartment as it was last time, I'll let you know
Miriam: are youok?
me: what?
yeah, why?
2:20 AM Miriam: what do you do these days?
me: finishing my second book, doing some articles for various things, about to start work on a pilot I'm doing with this couple
2:21 AM Miriam: porn?
me: nah, that's not my racket
2:22 AM Miriam: What is the Sasha Grey deal? She's angry pro Palestine
Which I agree with but still...
me: never heard of her
2:23 AM Miriam: What's yer second book about?
me: about how various respected columnists such as Thomas Friedman are all incompetent and should be replaced
2:24 AM Miriam: AGREED
Are you a Ron Paul fan?
2:25 AM me: I gave him $50 in 2008
2:26 AM Miriam: I am disgusted by BODAMABADA getting the Nobel
FOR vWHAT?
me: Nobel has sort of been watered down by misuse anyway
2:27 AM Miriam: Awwww.
me: depreciated
Miriam: bummer
Carter
me: Arafat too
and someone attrocious that I can't remember
2:28 AM Miriam: the scarf had a come back...
chicks looked cute...
MILOSOVIC and his minions are planting the seeds......
me: I've got to go, have to finish what I'm working on before noon
2:29 AM Miriam: why?
How's Stroub?
me: my book is late
Miriam: ha
me: I'm supposed to have a chapter to them tomorrow
he's much better
still living in my den
Miriam: is he cooking?
2:30 AM me: he's unemployed
Miriam: what'shis number?Imight get himwork.
:(
2:31 AM I'll try anyway.
me: 718-844-0978
yeah, that'd be great if you could
he's been looking
2:32 AM Miriam: I always have contacts but he needs to show up
It's sad. I will do my best to help.
2:33 AM me: he'd show up
he's totally ready now, been going to interviews and doing some stuff for me
2:34 AM Miriam: I have very good gigs but he has been sloppyin the past, hacking up on the street, etc.
I dunno what to say, like, shape up hon.
for you?
wha?
2:35 AM me: doing research and organizing my information for a project, taking notes for me, sort of secretarial stuff
2:36 AM Miriam: right. And you're at the same apt?
me: yep
Miriam: whoelse is living there?
2:37 AM me: another journalist chick and a nice but dumb stoner DJ guy from France
2:38 AM Miriam: Barrett, you're fab, gorgeous, clever trevor, but uuugh. Live alone!
Get away!
2:39 AM I adored you fromthe get -go but really!
me: not feasible right now, not inclined to move
Miriam: Just fucking get away fromthe nasty.
me: the place is great now
Miriam: You're too groovy!
me: you're pretty groovy yourself
2:40 AM Miriam: I'm serious. You are a fancy young man. ESCAPE!
GET A STUDIO
where you can be kwayzee allalone.
2:41 AM me: no, that's gay for a guy to live in a studio
Miriam: You impressed me so much when we met...
me: come over sometime then
Miriam: But you need your own bichin' pad.
2:42 AM where you can be nutty and nobody cares.
me: nobody cares here
all kinds of ridiculous things have happened over the past month and it is tolerated by all
2:43 AM Miriam: Plus, you'll never get a cool chick slumming it the way you are right now...it's unjust
just sayin'
me: I just had one for two weeks and then I had to dump her twice
Miriam: flyyyyy solo
2:44 AM we're almost 30!
me: plus I cheated on her a bunch
so females don't seem to mind my apartment
Miriam: Well, she was riddled with the clap so she didn't mind either
2:45 AM me: as long as it works out for everyone involved
Miriam: bwa haaaa
get the z pac
me: will do
2:46 AM Miriam: oh dear, you're too clever and pretty to be behaving like this.
me: I'm having trouble following you
You're saying I need to get my own little apartment so that the girls will like me?
2:47 AM Miriam: no. You need your own pad so you will like YOU. All
new agey style
2:48 AM But yes, normal chicks might dig you if youhave a normal man pad.
me: I'm happy with the current setup, my roommates are all helping me with various projects
Miriam: But the point is really that you are gorge. Why the drama?
me: In about six months, i'll have more mony and can get a better place
2:49 AM I'm stuck until then
Miriam: fly solomofo
me: very well
2:51 AM Miriam: buck up badass.
:D
me: I'm all bucked up already
2:53 AM Miriam: erm. ok.
2:55 AM Find The Stranglers "Always the Sun" on you tube and post it in our chat.
Miriam: soundslikeyou
I'm serious.
me: this singer?
Miriam: veddy political
2:57 AM listen to the lyrics
2:58 AM whogets the job pushing the knob.
sobleak
2:59 AM me: yeah, that's a pretty un-exuberant little band right there
Miriam: try WIRE Kidney bingoes
so sick
3:00 AM me: maybe you should try listening to The Who
Miriam: nah. just find wire
3:01 AM kidneys bingoes bywire
Miriam: yyes
3:02 AM This makes me want to cry.
We are reagan babies.
3:03 AM me: you need to totally stop listening to this sort of music immediately and replace it with a series of songs that I will choose for you in order to best restore you to taste
here you go
3:06 AM also, I'm about 95 percent sure that listening to that sort of crappy rainy cloud wah wah music is damaging you in some way
3:07 AM Miriam: SO good
3:08 AM me: this or your stuff?
Miriam: This.
me: very well